In this thread, coco answers all your questions...

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If a train leaves Tucumcari, NM., loaded with extra exorbitant sponges, bound for Dodge City, KS. and derails at the NM-CO border. What's the square root of potato?

This reminded me of a favorite question of mine from when I was 13.

If a canoe with one wheel gets stuck in a tree, how many bowling balls will fit in the dishwasher?
 
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This reminded me of a favorite question of mine from when I was 13.

If a canoe with one wheel gets stuck in a tree, how many bowling balls will fit in the dishwasher?
1. No.
2. Yesssss.
If a train leaves Tucumcari, NM., loaded with extra exorbitant sponges, bound for Dodge City, KS. and derails at the NM-CO border. What's the square root of potato?
No.
OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?
No.
What's the difference between a duck?
Yes.
 
Do I use my holiday bonus to buy a guitar that I really don't deserve?
 
The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
 
What is the most awesome perspective of the universe?
 
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
Want a beer?
 
With the problems we face in today's society, do you think it's wrong for a hippo to wear a tutu?
No.
Do I use my holiday bonus to buy a guitar that I really don't deserve?
Yes.
The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
No.
What is the most awesome perspective of the universe?
Yes.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Yes.
Want a beer?
No.
 
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