Kill a dream

skidd

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Granted. You now have to do all the database stuff for everyone. Ever.

I wish I had a good cup of coffee.
 

mpicco

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Granted... enjoy your cup, made out of coffee beans. Careful, it's fragile and it leaks

I wish my +reps would actually affect people's reps positively when I +rep them
 

ashspet

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Granted. They do. But it falls into a negative reality inversion and now twice your rep points are now deducted from you when you rep someone (+ or -). You become the worst person on the forum.

I wish that my coke was cold.
 

mpicco

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But it is. Extremely cold. You freeze your lungs while snorting it

I wish I could think of a wishh
 

ashspet

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Granted. It's weak as piss, warm and flat.

I wish I had walked out the door 40 minutes ago.
 

skidd

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Granted. But your car won't start.

I wish I had a real, working, safe, nice car that wasn't on fire or filled with water or anything.
 

ashspet

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Granted. It's a pink convertible. And the roof doesn't go up.

I wish that there was a Commonwealth grant to assist in personal drought relief
 

ashspet

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Granted. With no internet access and Caska hiding in a tree.

I wish that I would win the lotto
 

ashspet

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Granted. You are now sweating and making the keyboard all sticky. Oh and those unstable chemicals......where's the gas mask when you need it? Oh wait, you don't have one.

I wish that this table structure was more user friendly.
 

skidd

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Granted. It's now perfect as a woodworking bench.

I wish whoever gave me this data to work with wasn't an idiot and gave me everything I needed.
 

ashspet

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Granted. You now have more data than you could ever use in an unuseable format.

I wish that I had cheese on toast for lunch
 

ashspet

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Granted. For a horse they work great.

I wish that I had a home of my own.
 

ashspet

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Granted. But then the pixies steal it all and place bets on lame horses.

I wish that people would answer their phones when I ring.
 
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