ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 15, 2010 #2,281 Granted. Unfortunately pleasant does not include rain. You are now in drought. No more endless showers for you. I wish that the backyard had been cleaned up.
Granted. Unfortunately pleasant does not include rain. You are now in drought. No more endless showers for you. I wish that the backyard had been cleaned up.
skidd Well-Known Member Joined Jan 15, 2009 Messages 1,355 Location San Francisco Oct 19, 2010 #2,282 Granted. Everything got tossed into the neighbor's yard, and now they're going to shoot you. I wish to have a comfortable pair of glasses that won't slip off my nose constantly.
Granted. Everything got tossed into the neighbor's yard, and now they're going to shoot you. I wish to have a comfortable pair of glasses that won't slip off my nose constantly.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 19, 2010 #2,283 Granted. They are now stapled to your head and never come off. I wish I had my own place that I never had to move from, was self cleaning, and excellent internets.
Granted. They are now stapled to your head and never come off. I wish I had my own place that I never had to move from, was self cleaning, and excellent internets.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 20, 2010 #2,284 Granted, you are now in death row awaiting execution, abuse that internets while it lasts. I wish I had the courage to ask out this really sexy girl who is sitting opposite me in the College library.
Granted, you are now in death row awaiting execution, abuse that internets while it lasts. I wish I had the courage to ask out this really sexy girl who is sitting opposite me in the College library.
Adunaphel Angrily shouting at Klauwds STAFF MEMBER Joined Jan 18, 2006 Messages 11,644 Location Fermany Car(s) Cube² Oct 20, 2010 #2,285 Granted, you find a surprise "package" in her pants. I wish our Icelandic "colleagues" ceased to exist.
Granted, you find a surprise "package" in her pants. I wish our Icelandic "colleagues" ceased to exist.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 20, 2010 #2,286 Granted they nuke themselves and your country as well. I wish I had more money.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 20, 2010 #2,287 Granted. A million billion monopoly dollars for you I wish that my car hadn't gotten all dirty so soon after I cleaned it
Granted. A million billion monopoly dollars for you I wish that my car hadn't gotten all dirty so soon after I cleaned it
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 20, 2010 #2,288 Granted, instead a piano was dropped on it. I wish I was somewhere else.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 20, 2010 #2,289 Granted. To the surface of the sun in 3....2....1.....bye! I wish that my knee and hip were not aching
Granted. To the surface of the sun in 3....2....1.....bye! I wish that my knee and hip were not aching
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 20, 2010 #2,290 Granted instead they are broken, you now feel old. I wish I had access to a shower right now.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 20, 2010 #2,291 Granted. Acid shower I wish that there was something interesting on TV
skidd Well-Known Member Joined Jan 15, 2009 Messages 1,355 Location San Francisco Oct 21, 2010 #2,292 Granted. A gorilla juggling chainsaws crushed your TV, and is now pissed at you. I wish I didn't have to interview people tomorrow.
Granted. A gorilla juggling chainsaws crushed your TV, and is now pissed at you. I wish I didn't have to interview people tomorrow.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 21, 2010 #2,293 Granted. You now have to do it all night and all day tomorrow. I wish that I had more holidays.
skidd Well-Known Member Joined Jan 15, 2009 Messages 1,355 Location San Francisco Oct 21, 2010 #2,294 Granted. Permanent holiday. Without pay. Also called jobless. I wish half my day hadn't been wasted.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 22, 2010 #2,295 Granted. Now your whole day and half the night. I wish that I had lots and lots and lots of really interesting things to do.
Granted. Now your whole day and half the night. I wish that I had lots and lots and lots of really interesting things to do.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 22, 2010 #2,296 Granted, but they all are very dangerous and put you at risk odf death. I wish I had some cheesecake.
Granted, but they all are very dangerous and put you at risk odf death. I wish I had some cheesecake.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 22, 2010 #2,297 Granted. But I steal it all. Except for the coffee flavoured stuff. That gets smooshed over your head. I wish I had more strength of character.
Granted. But I steal it all. Except for the coffee flavoured stuff. That gets smooshed over your head. I wish I had more strength of character.
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 22, 2010 #2,298 Granted, but you now have no strength of body. I wish I had a girlfriend.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 22, 2010 #2,299 Granted. The highest maintenance girlfriend in all the land. I wish I had a better imagination
skidd Well-Known Member Joined Jan 15, 2009 Messages 1,355 Location San Francisco Oct 22, 2010 #2,300 Granted. You're now insane. I wish there was more edible food in my refrigerator.