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NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. But she's really not happy about what you call her.

I wish I hadn't got soaked to the skin this morning.
 

ashspet

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Granted. You got burnt to a crisp instead.

I wish I had a jumper without holes in it
 

ashspet

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Granted. Unfortunately you misheard, and everything is delivered to you in modulation....on waves

I wish that I could have today off work
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. Just granted. Everyone needs one of those occasionally :hug:

I wish I could decide what to have for dinner. Soooo hungry, and yet nothing appeals :(
 

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Granted. Just granted. Everyone needs one of those occasionally :hug:

I wish I could decide what to have for dinner. Soooo hungry, and yet nothing appeals :(
Granted but you decide its Brussels sprouts, and only sprouts for dinner, thinking that it'll be good "just this once."

It isn't.
 

ashspet

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I wish calvinhobbes had followed his own advice
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. You answered something really hilarious, but nobody else got it.

I wish everything wasn't so slowww...
 

ashspet

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Granted. It's all superspeed and everything happens in microseconds.

I wish nights were longer so I could get some sleep
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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(Hmm. Yeah. You're right. Slow can be good for some things :lol:)

Granted. Unfortunately you have to live at the North or South Pole for that.

I wish I could be bothered to get up off this sofa.
 

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Granted. But you fall off the sofa onto the floor and are unable to get up from there.

I wish there was more cake
 

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Granted. On your bed of nails. Freshly sharpened.

I wish I hadn't gotten up this morning.
 

ashspet

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Granted. You wrote something much worse

I wish that lunch would be delivered
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. But only two minutes after you finish work and zip off home, so you've been hungry all afternoon.

I wish those days could come back once more.
 

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Granted. But for someone else

I wish that the boss wasn't such a fuckwit
 

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Granted. You have the superpower of Super Sweat. No one wants to be your friend

I wish that I had a really great superpower
 
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