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ashspet

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Granted. She is also 90 years old.

I wish that Monday was a long way away
 

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Granted, but Monday is also the day when you no longer have to be an electric mouse.

I wish I could travel around the world on an epic quest about something.

(and no, I do not consider travelling around the world fighting Pokemon a corruption of the above dream, so no pikachu references)
 
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ashspet

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Granted. You are on a quest to find the largest poo in existence. Good luck with that.

I wish that today was a holiday.
 

ashspet

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Granted. Several years ago. And now it's out of date and overdue.

I wish it was above 0oC outside.
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. It's 30oC, and you're completely innapropriately dressed, in winter clothes.

I wish my chest would stop itching.
 

ashspet

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Granted. It is now burning. As the million fire ants start eating you alive. As there is nothing you can do as you have been pegged out over an ants nest.

I wish that there were more hours
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. And as work is wont to do, it expands to fill the extra hours. No, that doesn't mean you get a payrise.

I wish I knew the lottery numbers.
 

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Granted, but you lose the ticket and a homeless drunk guy picks it up, he collects your winnings and promptly begins drinking himself to death.

I wish the house move would go quicker.
 

ashspet

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Granted. It is big. Like really big. Like 30 storeys big. And it's foot is rapidly descending onto your head and you have no where to run.

I wish that the pay lasted longer than the fortnight.
 

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Granted. But the roof leaks, the doors are draughty, the cockroaches are as big as coon cats, and the spider infestation is flame proof.

I wish that I had normal straight hair.
 

ashspet

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Granted. But the ability gets passed to me instead. :tease:

I wish that I had the strength of my convictions.
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. You are now as strong as a convicted strangler. (What? Different type of convictions? Oops... :wicked:)

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes f' real.
 

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Granted. Just for the hell of it :D

I wish that it was this afternoon already.
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. Well... actually it was alread afternoon. Several times, since you posted that. Are we not generous?

I wish I didn't like chocolate so much.

Sorry. No. I mean I wish I wasn't so bad at telling lies :p
 

ashspet

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Granted. You're now very good at telling lies. Now no one believes what you say.

I wish it was a bit warmer
 
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