Kill a dream

Granted, but everyone sabotages them... kinda like in this forum.

I wish my wishes came true.
 
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Granted, but you will be granted them in some twisted fashion so as to be unable to realistically utilize them.

I wish petrol prices were not so high...
 
Granted, but instead of that the diesel prices are exploding and your car turns out to be a diesel.

I wish my apartment would clean itself so I don't have to do it myself.
 
Granted, but instead of that the diesel prices are exploding and your car turns out to be a diesel.

I wish my apartment would clean itself so I don't have to do it myself.

OK, granted, you now no longer have any belongings, since your apartment ate all of them.

I wish this winter will become the most epic snowfilled winter ever.
 
I will!

Granted, but you lock yourself outside one night and freeze to death.

I wish I was eating a delicious pizza.
 
Granted, it's tainted with Cyanide.

I wish the weather isn't so British right now.
 
Granted, England's turned into a desert. There's a water shortage, it's 65 degrees C in the shade, and you haven't had a drink in 10 hours.

I wish I was playing the full version of FIFA '09 rather than the demo.
 
Granted, but it is a massive disappointment.

I wish I had a deep knowledge of how the cosmos worked.
 
Granted, your head blows up trying to comprehend all that knowledge, because the truth is too much for a puny human.

I wish I would wish something that I could wish.
 
Granted, but now you have far too much wishes to wish so they can't be satisfied for your lifetime.

I wish it was next sunday so my mother's moving into her new apartment had been yesterday.

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That was the old post in answer to Crazyjeeper, some kind of "great minds thinkalike":

Granted, but your head just exploded because there is far too much information for it to cope with.
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Granted, but it results in a time travel related paradox, which destroys the time-space continuum.


I wish watermelons naturally grew as cubes.
 
Granted, the edges are so sharp that you cut yourself.

I wish for the Credit Crunch really was a breakfast cereal.
 
Granted, but I just ate all the cereal.

Nice reference to a Stig quote.

I wish the cereal didn't feature real credit cards! :lol:
 
Granted, it features spiky steel balls instead.

I wish that I had a wish.
 
That's a repeat, it can't be granted twice. :p
 
I wish that I had a wish.

Granted, but you wished for Earth to implode into nothingness, with a comical farty sound.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
 
Granted, but it's a lemon so it brakes down all the time.

I wish I wouldn't have a big fat minus on my bank account.
 
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