Kill a dream

skidd said:
I wish I had a tv.
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Woah, you don't have a TV?

ashspet said:
Granted. Welcome to Thor, your new Wolfhound. He has unstoppable flatulance, chews your furniture, and takes over your bed, not allowing you even an inch.

I wish that I had managed to deal with all the issues of the day.
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Granted. You dealt with them. Badly.

I wish I had never dropped my camera.
 
Granted. Instead the strap around your neck caught on a large lever that suddenly engaged, causing a torniquet effect on the strap. You can guess the rest.

I wish that it was Saturday.
 
Granted. You're now bouncing around with eagerness and can't get to sleep

I wish that there was more room in standard text fields on the database because 13 characters just isn't enough.
 
Granted. 14 chars.

I wish summer would last longer than 2 days.
 
Granted. 365 days a year, 52oC everyday! Drought conditions.

I wish that I had more willpower.
 
Granted. But only for stuff that's not important.

I wish I had more pockets.
 
Granted. You now have pockets in your pockets in your pockets and can never find anything because it's always in a pocket and you're never sure which one and it takes forever (literally) to find anything.

I wish that it was 3oC warmer today.
 
Granted, they are in tatters over your waistband and you are bleeding out.

I wish that people would stop sending emails demanding work stuff.
 
Granted, but you end up getting fired because you didnt turn up those projects people have been asking for through email


I wish I was The Stig
 
Granted, it's the prototype and the cooling system isn't entirely working so the engine catches in catastrophic fire

I wish Top Gear Season 16 started this sunday
 
Granted. It sucks cuz they rushed it.

I wish I had a Ferrari 458.
 
Granted, sorry for repeating myself
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I wish I was Iron Man


(I'll go to bed after this one I promise)
 
Granted. Pity you rusted solid.

I wish I was suitably employed.
 
Granted. You're a block of iron.

I wish I had more comfy shoes.
 
Granted. But they only last 1km. Then they fall apart. And a pair costs $500,000

I wish that there were more non-work hours in a day.
 
Granted. It's a trap! You're arrested and thrown in jail.

I wish I had a Triumph Bonneville.

and yes, that is where I got 252525. Real question is, do you know where they got it from?
 
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