Kill a dream

Granted. Unfortunately in your dream, she turns into Hulk Hogan right in the middle.

I wish that there was a purpose for my reason
 
In this case, granted. Welcome to fame,... from the sidelines.

I wish so much.
 
Granted. But the elaboration becomes so convoluted that your brain melts out your ears.

I wish that I had the money to buy the house of my dreams, in the location I wanted, and everything worked, didn't fall down, burn down or become the victim of any sort of natural or man-created disaster or accident.
 
Granted, but she never picks up the phone.

I wish my labmate would add me to facebook already.
 
Granted. All your details are now open to her and she posts them on a dating website. For Slaves looking for Masters. Who are into tickle torture.

I wish that I hadn't severely overslept this morning.
 
Grant you but you still overslept just not by as much.

I wish my life was a bit less boring.
 
Granted. Now, you're life is an endless roller coaster, with dizzying highs and bottomless lows.

I wish I had more counter space in my kitchen.
 
Granted, that extra square inch miraculously appears by the microwave.

I wish that September 1 was still three weeks away.
 
Granted. ...I wish that as well :p
 
Granted. September 1 2090 is now three weeks away.

I wish I knew why skidd wished.
 
Granted. You now wish you didn't know the screwed up story of how my paycheck will be smaller because California is run by morons.

I wish I had air conditioning.
 
Granted. It has only one setting. Artic snowstorm.

I wish that life was fairer.
 
Granted. Now everyone complains how life is too fair, and demands special treatment.

I wish I had a better understanding of Fourier transforms.
 
Granted. It is now more than meets the eye!


I wish that I had uber great SQL and PL/SQL skills
 
Granted. Pink Lycra for you!

I wish that I looked good in skirts.
 
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