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MWF

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Dude, I know it might seem like I am always out to piss on your bonfire but seriously? Missing elbows, missing hair and a freaking Band Aid making her look like a smack addict even more than her expression and complexion?

Flair is spelled F-L-A-I-R not F-A-I-L.
 

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Dude, I know it might seem like I am always out to piss on your bonfire but seriously? Missing elbows, missing hair and a freaking Band Aid making her look like a smack addict even more than her expression and complexion?

Flair is spelled F-L-A-I-R not F-A-I-L.
In a sorta way, I would kinda agree with you on the band aid, but, everything else, you're way off. I'd explain to you, but, given you only hang around old guys and old cars, you'll never understand it.
 
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I'm with MWF on this one. You can explain to me, if you want. I'll compare it to my official education on the subject.
 

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In a sorta way, I would kinda agree with you on the band aid, but, everything else, you're way off. I'd explain to you, but, given you only hang around old guys and old cars, you'll never understand it.
Well I realise it's hard to compare results when we normally take photos of completely different subjects, but if you want a relevant example here is a shot I took of one of Dr Grip's friends at Race Sixty One a few weekends ago. And yes I know she is "missing" an elbow but in this case it is obviously intentional so as to include some background context as well as more close up detail of her face.

Untitled by Mineworksfine, on Flickr
 

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I'm with MWF on this one. You can explain to me, if you want. I'll compare it to my official education on the subject.
1) Studying is not the same as doing it.
2) See below link. You will understand, Grasshoppa.

Well I realise it's hard to compare results when we normally take photos of completely different subjects, but if you want a relevant example here is a shot I took of one of Dr Grip's friends at Race Sixty One a few weekends ago. And yes I know she is "missing" an elbow but in this case it is obviously intentional so as to include some background context as well as more close up detail of her face.

Untitled by Mineworksfine, on Flickr
Dude. Dude. DUDE!!! You are the very definition of G...W...C! OMFG! You're the type that would show up to a photo shoot with a point and shoot camera! You creepy old bastard.


I feel so embarrassed for this beautiful woman. Shame on you.
You spoke of "lighting", "composition", "styling", and yet none of your photos, especially this one, exhibit such things! WTF!


So, this is why most of your photos have a chickenshit disclaimer, "no post processsing". Well, DUH, we can see that. It's so when somebody rips on its, you weasel your way out, "dude, it's not processed. Can't you read?"

Let me guess, right before you take a shot, you probably say things like, "Smile...and say cheeeeeeese". hahahahaha

And yes I know she is "missing" an elbow but in this case it is obviously intentional
Yeah, sure, it was obviously intentional. ;) Hypocrite much?

I've told you this before with your automobile snapshots, now, you've confirmed it with GWC snapshots; you, of all people have no business giving advise. You just need to shut the fuck up and try to enjoy and learn. Your angry bitter middle aged mouth coupled with your 12 year old mentality is keeping you from these things.

I have an old saying, and, you fit this soooooooo perfectly, "Those who can, do. Those who can't, critiques." Just in case you are being delusional, you fall into the latter.

Ohhh noooooeeees, these people have clipped heads, joints, and limbs. How can they live like this. The horrrrrrorr!



 

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1) Studying is not the same as doing it.
2) See below link. You will understand, Grasshoppa.



Dude. Dude. DUDE!!! You are the very definition of G...W...C! OMFG! You're the type that would show up to a photo shoot with a point and shoot camera! You creepy old bastard.


I feel so embarrassed for this beautiful woman. Shame on you.
You spoke of "lighting", "composition", "styling", and yet none of your photos, especially this one, exhibit such things! WTF!


So, this is why most of your photos have a chickenshit disclaimer, "no post processsing". Well, DUH, we can see that. It's so when somebody rips on its, you weasel your way out, "dude, it's not processed. Can't you read?"

Let me guess, right before you take a shot, you probably say things like, "Smile...and say cheeeeeeese". hahahahaha


Yeah, sure, it was obviously intentional. ;) Hypocrite much?

I've told you this before with your automobile snapshots, now, you've confirmed it with GWC snapshots; you, of all people have no business giving advise. You just need to shut the fuck up and try to enjoy and learn. Your angry bitter middle aged mouth coupled with your 12 year old mentality is keeping you from these things.

I have an old saying, and, you fit this soooooooo perfectly, "Those who can, do. Those who can't, critiques." Just in case you are being delusional, you fall into the latter.

Ohhh noooooeeees, these people have clipped heads, joints, and limbs. How can they live like this. The horrrrrrorr!



Yeah, but what's the deal with the bandaid, I wanna know?! :D
 
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