Good news everyone but I guess mostly LP!
As ZeDestructor knows, I recently scored a free Model M from work. As it turns out I can't live without a Win key and macro buttons, and I was too lazy to clean like I had intended, I don't use it. So if you'd like one for the price of shipping and a promise to tear apart and clean the thing, you can has a 1994 vintage ps/2 Model M. I'm going to give LP first dibs since he's had to go without, but if he passes I'll come back and open it to all.
Thanks for the offer smib! I'm pretty content with the keyboard that I have right now (although it's no Model M). So please give it to someone that might have better use for it. If you can't find someone within a few weeks from now, hit me up again, I might just wipe the drool off my face long enough to make an informed decision