Make anyone the Stig thread

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I fucking hate The GIMP; I'll have to wait until I have access to a Photoshop machine for doing something other than James' head. Hearts has also been broken by maxtortheone by shooping more than heads. Please play accordingly.
 

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You are all horribly wrong, this is underneath the helmet.

 

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I was going to do that! Think about it though, notice how the Stig never runs? And notice how they're both about the same height? Judging by the Zonda episode and the D-Motor challenge, it seems the obvious solution to the identity of the Stig is clearly, that James has a chip connected to the back of his head which when attached to the helmet, will sent electrodes to his brain giving him all the necessary skills to be a racing driver. All the scenes with both James and Stig in are substituted by Ben Collins, who the BBC originally brought in as a scapegoat, hence the rumour that there are multiple Stigs. This is the reason why the Stig never speaks infront of the camera, incase if anyone recognises his voice! To further cover up the fact, the BBC have tried to portray James as "Captain Slow" and "the Slowest man in tne world" when infact with the helmet on he's just the opposite. And notice the correlation between an increase in the amount of scenes where:

a) James is driving quickly
b) There is evidence of James being The Stig

That's because of increasing pressure towards the Top Gear team from James after Series 10, which he felt he was treated unfairly, and wanted to show the public who he really is. It all fits together!

Eureka!
 

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you're all crazies! the Stig cannot take his helmet off at all! It's like if you or me would take our heads off
 

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Ok, I'm not very good with Photoshop, but at least I tried :p

This is The McCann Stig:



And no, Eddie Griffin is not the best standup comedian.
This guy is, The Russell Stig:

 
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Go away....look at something else...
hehe ^^

But you all wrong. THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE



Sorry I could not resist :p:p



I can almost imagine Jeremy chasing Stig :p



:p
 
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Wtf you useless man. Eddie Griffin is by far the best stand up comedian around.... Not counting Freedom of Speech which is his most recent show but is generally just one long political rant, Voodoo Child and Foolish are both the best stand up acts I've ever seen.

Eddie Griffin is the man, and he can smash as many Enzos as he wants if he keeps bringing the funny.
He's not funny, he never was funny, and it's an insult to comedians in dive bars everywhere to say he's the best.

You win the prize for being wrong the most in the fewest possible words.

you're all crazies! the Stig cannot take his helmet off at all! It's like if you or me would take our heads off
You mean you can't?


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He's not funny, he never was funny, and it's an insult to comedians in dive bars everywhere to say he's the best.

You win the prize for being wrong the most in the fewest possible words.
This uplifting holiday message brought to you by Blind Io.:p
 

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My gift was not giving a neg rep. Merry fucking Christmas. :p
 
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