You are the bestI'll buy you some new ones
You are the bestI'll buy you some new ones
Calm down, woman :lol:Your bust![]()
Hey, I saw her first!My thoughts exactly
You didn't take a long, lingering look?Hey, I saw her fast!
And the binoculars are for what exactly?I'm king of the short pervvy glance
Err. Nothing!And what is that you are holding in your hand?
You could get arrested for that
Any excuse to break out the handcuffs.You are under arrest, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.
I'm thinking no.Why don't you come over and slip into these sexy handcuffs?
Wow that was simple.Sure what time?
Sorry, mine are made of plastic.Would someone be kind enough to lend me a strong pair of cuffs?
where's wolverine when you need him?Sorry, mine are made of unbreakable admantium alloy.
Get it out!!There's a wolverine in your pants!
Umm... I think you could ave phrased that differently, to avoid misunderstandingWell don't expect me to get it out for you!
No, but a little warning would be niceMy hands aren't too cold, are they?
You carry on without me for a few minutes. I'll sit on my hands to warm them. And watchA little warming would be nice!
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you keep those hands to yourself mister!mind if i use my hands to help?![]()
Lie down on your stomach.I'd love a massage.
Woah, it's illegal to ask for a backrub?Get on the ground now!![]()
erm...that's quite a reasonable priceHappy ending, five dolla