Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

I'll buy you some new ones

You are the best

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Your bust

Calm down, woman :lol:

 

[ashspet]

My thoughts exactly

Hey, I saw her first!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Hey, I saw her fast!

You didn't take a long, lingering look?

 

[ashspet]

I'm king of the short pervvy glance

And the binoculars are for what exactly?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

And what is that you are holding in your hand?

Err. Nothing!

 

[ashspet]

You could get arrested for that

 

[jedd_kenobi]

You are under arrest, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.

Any excuse to break out the handcuffs.

 

[shellygrrl]

Why don't you come over and slip into these sexy handcuffs?

I'm thinking no.

 

[LP]

Sure what time?

Wow that was simple.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Would someone be kind enough to lend me a strong pair of cuffs?

Sorry, mine are made of plastic.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Sorry, mine are made of unbreakable admantium alloy.

where's wolverine when you need him?

 

[PelicanHazard]

There's a wolverine in your pants!

Get it out!!

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Well don't expect me to get it out for you!

Umm... I think you could ave phrased that differently, to avoid misunderstanding

 

[ashspet]

My hands aren't too cold, are they?

No, but a little warning would be nice

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

A little warming would be nice!

You carry on without me for a few minutes. I'll sit on my hands to warm them. And watch

 

[jedd_kenobi]

mind if i use my hands to help?

you keep those hands to yourself mister!

 

[shellygrrl]

I'd love a massage.

Lie down on your stomach.

 

[PelicanHazard]

Get on the ground now!

Woah, it's illegal to ask for a backrub?

 

[ashspet]

Happy ending, five dolla

erm...that's quite a reasonable price