How big a slice do you want?
Can I haz all?
How big a slice do you want?
Can I haz tits?
I love cocks
And do you feel better now that you can admit you have a problem?
My name's Dan, and I am cheesecake.
And I want to spoon you!
forking's better
Can I butterknife you instead?
Shut up or I'll shove this spatula up your arse!
Now that's a spatula
You're starting to rape
Australia has the perfect aspect.
It's the perfect ashspet, not aspect! GODDAMNIT!!!!
Whoa, there.RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE
There's a Machine in front of you that you can do that against.
Fuck you I won't do whatcha tell me.
And if you get a reward for doing it?
Depends on who put out the hit.
There's good money in it apparently.
At the rate at which I'm going, if I save up for oh 5674982 years, I'll pay for the tires, the seats, and the bolts! Woot!