Isn't the whole point of the 3rd brake light to be up higher and thus more easily visible?
My Mustang doesn't have a 3rd brake light either, just the two tail lights.
In North America since 1986, in Australia and New Zealand since 1990, and in Europe since 1998, a central brake lamp, mounted higher than the vehicle's left and right brake lamps and called a Centre High Mount Stop Lamp (CHMSL), is also required
A CHMSL was required on all new light trucks and vans starting in 1994
Yup, but the law was introduced in 1986 (or was that just Massachusetts?) so it was unusual for a 1990 model not to have one. Nothing had one before that to my knowledge.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_brake_light#Stop_lamps_.28brake_lights.29
I remember my dad complaining about center mounted brake lights like they were the work of the devil itself. Something about it "blinding right in your eyes."
How exactly is that? It's just the natural progression of technology. LEDs use up less power for the job they're required to do and open up new styling venues. Audi started it, now EVERYBODY is doing it. Chill the fuck out. If you really think it's supposed to be a sign of superiority you have issues elsewhere that you need to concern yourself with. You can either like them or hate them from an aesthetic point of view, which is all they are.