Delicas are ridiculous cars, yet people here import them from Japan by the boatload. Then they complain that they can't park them in underground carparks. Maybe you should have thought of that before you bought a 4m high van with the centre of gravity of a stilted house.
There are some that have literally a paragraph of badging on the side of them. I've never managed to read it all, but there is at least 3 lines of it. I have to gotten as far as Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Jasper Chamonix Mont Blanc Super Select 4WD something something Outdoor Players.
I'm not making this up.