Post a pic of yourself

FFS, I look like I'm 13 years old, life isn't kind to me, 1st it makes me 5'6" tall and then make me look 4 years younger than I am...

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Check out the side burns though, mega, epic, retro, cool*...


* Please note this translates as "lame, boring, weird, outdated"
 
The sideburns really add to the "I drive an Austin Allegro and I like it, dammit!" look. :D
 
You look as old as I do, and your taller too.

And younger
 
Looking young only sucks until you stop looking young. I realized recently I haven't been genuinely carded buying alcohol (I don't count the "we check everyone even with gray hair" as carding) since I moved back here. Looking old is probably worse, because it's a permanent condition. You can always start looking older later but you can never go back to looking younger.
 
FFS, I look like I'm 13 years old, life isn't kind to me, 1st it makes me 5'6" tall and then make me look 4 years younger than I am...[/SIZE]

Don't feel too bad. My husband is 31 and works at a casino and is often asked if he is old enough to gamble there (the age limit being 21 in the US), let alone be employed there. In contrast, when I was in high school I was often mistaken for a substitute teacher. Personally I'd rather be the former than the latter.

Anyway, I'll take the plunge and post my pic. I'll apologize in advance for being fat & American :lol:

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The guy in the picture with me is singer/songwriter extraordinaire Richard Marx (think popular 80's hit "Right Here Waiting"). I am entirely obsessed with him, hence my screen name.
 
I'm Asian, therefore I'll be carded for alcohol until I'm 45.
 
And then you change your wardrobe, and live as a 14-year-old asian girl.

And then middle-aged, balding fat white insurance adjusters from Topeka can use me to live out their unfulfilled sexual desires!
 
FFS, I look like I'm 13 years old, life isn't kind to me, 1st it makes me 5'6" tall and then make me look 4 years younger than I am...

me-again.jpg


Check out the side burns though, mega, epic, retro, cool*...


* Please note this translates as "lame, boring, weird, outdated"

I've aged a little bit...I look 16-17 now when I am 19. But my Drivers Liscence has me when I was 16...looking like a 12 year old so everyone looks at me strange. My old school ID and passport have me looking like a rapist/pediphile combo, and my new school ID just makes me look like a wimpy kid I am.:lol:
 
^ my license has my original hair color so no one can tell it is me :lol:
 
^ My proper plastic driving license (It should arrive in the mail, hasn't arrived yet :mad: ) has a picture of me looking like a serial killer. But it'll get worse, cos when I'll go to the army I'll have to cut my hair, and then NOBODY will recognise me :(
 
FFS, I look like I'm 13 years old, life isn't kind to me, 1st it makes me 5'6" tall and then make me look 4 years younger than I am...

Bloody hell. I should start calling you James. Not May, but Barratt. I have a friend (called James Barratt), who is 17, has May hair, plus sideburns (like yours only bigger and weirder), and he drives a Dolomite Sprint. :lol: We all him James May, because he is so alike - and I've found his twin in you.
 
and then NOBODY will recognise me :(

Speaking from experience, that just isn't the case. Last time a school mate of mine saw me was with a shaved face, 5kg less muscle mass and shoulder length hair. Next time she saw me I was bigger, short hair, moustache, beard and was wearing sunglasses.

Recognised me instantly.

Going from long to short hair fools nobody....if anything, it's the other way around, given that it's only the hair. I suspect if Ironlord shaved his face and cut his hair, he would be pretty much unrecoginsable. Useful if you want to rob a bank.
 
EDIT: Shipping costs are ridiculously high.
Without wading right through the site putting stuff in the shopping basket... how high? My German's nowhere near good enough anymore to find the shipping costs from first principles...

The First-Ever Finalgear Ironlord vs. Karoug Metal-Off begins NOW!
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...what have you done with Horgh's face?

Still, I win. I've been practising that Horgh stance for years.

This isn't the best example (mainly because the others were bastard useless at it, and I haven't got it totally right) but it's from three and a half years ago, and for extra Black Metal Ist Krieg-ness, it was taken on the doorstep of where Euronymous used to sell ridiculously underproduced albums from, before some knife-wielding nutter called Christian intervened. It's now a sandwich shop...

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<abbath>BLEUGH!</abbath>

I suspect if Ironlord shaved his face and cut his hair, he would be pretty much unrecognisable. Useful if you want to rob a bank.
Chances of this happening: 0%.

Never mind that the banks haven't got anything left to rob.
 
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^ My proper plastic driving license (It should arrive in the mail, hasn't arrived yet :mad: ) has a picture of me looking like a serial killer. But it'll get worse, cos when I'll go to the army I'll have to cut my hair, and then NOBODY will recognise me :(
I got my provisional license through a few weeks ago, I look like a serial killer/rapist, I think everyone does though!:lol:

A local bus driver didn't think it was me on my College ID card after I had my hair cut from about shoulder length, she also got confused later when I wasn't wearing my glasses.:rolleyes:
I remember a mte of mine going into a store to buy a load of alcohol for his 18th, and he didn't get ID'd, everyone was like, you didn't even need the ID, we could have had this party last week!:lol:
We figured they just guessed nobdy without ID would have bothered to try and buy so much drink in case they got asked!
 
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGH
 
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