Post a pic of yourself

(if you were driving)

I'll give you two reasons as to why I know Alok wasn't driving.

1) The car isn't crashed in that picture.
2) Alok hasn't got a license.
 
He's checking the route beforehand there so he won't be needing such a treacherous device.
 
I'll give you two reasons as to why I know Alok wasn't driving.

1) The car isn't crashed in that picture.
2) Alok hasn't got a license.

That sounds like a pretty good reason indeed...
 
Hello sailor :wicked:

:grin:
 
Ah, a Sonar Tech! Did you ever get your dolphins or were you strictly a surface sailor?

Bravo Zulu! Kudos... you clearly know your rating insignia! I've been down a couple times for cross-training and went through submarine aural analysis training at New London, but I was always a surface sailor when I was enlisted. For me, there's nothing so pretty as a Destroyer with a bone in her teeth. :)
 
Waits for the inevitable filthy FTFY. I'm not going there. ;)

What's to fix? Destroyers are known as "the Greyhounds of the Sea"... lean, agile and fast. The "bone in her teeth" terminology is a nautical reference to the unique bow wave destroyers (particularly the older ones) produce when they're travelling at full or flank speed.
 
You haven't been here long have you? Ruke 34 exists on FG, or something similar - if a post can be turned into a smutty innuendo, it will, almost inevitably. Frequently by me, just not on this occasion. ;)
 
I was thinking more Mark Wahlberg
 
I definitely see Mark Wahlberg, more in the stance than the features.
 
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