Random Thoughts....

Speaking of people who get lots of kids, what happened to Octomom?

The tv people found people with more children and decided to give them the money instead.
I just came out of the gym in a t-shirt and shorts. Sweaty. Warm 'n' toasty. Everyone else outside had sweatshirts and long pants on.

...it's 57 out there according to my phone. Mmm.

Exercise will do that :lol: Go find a coat for when you start cooling down.
 
Has anyone noticed that some people's Random Thoughts are a LOT more Random than some other peoples?
Spoiler and a bit rude - well, you know, not very.
Anyway - I'd like to meet the fool who swapped out HSM for some prepriority sh1T - what a **** (way too rude to type) in a non NSF thread.
 
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Slurf.
 
Has anyone noticed that some people's Random Thoughts are a LOT more Random than some other peoples?
Spoiler and a bit rude - well, you know, not very.
Anyway - I'd like to meet the fool who awapped out HSM for some prepriority sh1T - what a **** (way too rude to type) in a non NSF thread.

What is a awapped and what is a NSF thread :blink:
 
Third day of mooching interfaps from one of my neighbors... I wish the isp would get their thumbs out of their asses and fix my connection..
 
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A wapped is a typo and NSF = Not Safe for Work - due to swearing in this case - that is do not open thread at school or work - if one was to one could get

a) told off or
b) sacked or
c) banged up in gaol
 
It's usually abbreviated with the W as well hence my confusion. Also swearing is nsfw now? :blink:
Usually it has to be pretty damn explicit, like descriptions of sex, for that.
 
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NSF = Not Safe For. :p I'd guess MWF's NSF word was cunt. lol, look at that, it's not spoilered or anything! I'M A LOOSE CANNON!

But snow makes air feel warmer. 2C with snow on the ground feels alot warmer than 2C without snow. Also it isn't that dark when the ground is white.

On one hand I love walking my dog at night in winter because it's not dark at all. On the other hand, fuck me that's a lot of disgusting light pollution, what the hell's wrong with us that we waste that much light just shooting into the sky for no good reason. Light pollution sucks.
 
Dr_Grip asks - Rock History answers:

Q: What's bohemian about "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

A: "the title draws strongly on contemporary rock ideology, the individualism of the bohemian artists' world, with rhapsody affirming the romantic ideals of art rock."
 
Well, I am going to Dubuque Iowa tomorrow at six a.m. and staying in Galena Illinois for the night. This would be the first time I have traveled on my birthday and the first time I have spent mine birthday alone.

Probably stare out at the Missisippi river for hours.

And so I did. Went first to Eagle Point and scared myself silly because it is very high up, then to Clarke College to pick up a sweatshirt for the wife, then to Mount Carmel to stare off into the distance. I then went to a Perkins in Dubuque. My expericence from FacebooK;
Surreal experience at the Dubuque Perkins: I was the only one under the age of 70, the waitress ripped one in my face as she was bending over to serve a table, and the wisecrackers from the Muppets were in a booth behind me. So I got a fart in the face for my birthday.

Yes, she actually tooted in face, knew what she did, and that was the last time I saw her, another waitress came out to give me my bill. I left the dirtiest penny I could find for a tip. Then I went to Galena wandered around for a while, had a nut brown ale and enjoyed it on a patio, bought some stuff for the wife, and then went to my hotel.
Around ten p.m. I drove to a very unpopulated area, laid on the roof of my car and stared at the stars; I haven't seen that many stars in many years. I could actually see nebula's and galactic clouds, if that is the right term.

OK I'll bite. What about Sonia?

I took the whole week off, so she was unable to go, plus this birthday I wanted to be alone as to not drag others down with me, because I get very moody, depressed and dour.
 
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I watched the trailer for that on one of my semi-regular shuffle through the trailers on the Apple site (which in fairness to Apple is excellent), looked pretty fucked up. However it's the sort of situation you'd only get in if you were a bit stupid, so there's no need to worry about it happening to you. :)

Yeah. But I watched that two days before my interview at a ski resort. :lol:
 
Hey Jay - cheer up mate, worse things happen at sea.

Eagle Point looks dead impressive (See wot I did there?).

Anyhoooo, one big chorus for Jay!

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jay ... . .. . . . . .
Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuu. . .. . . .. .

Hip hip - hooray!

May I now apologise to anyone who has actually heard me "sing" as the mental image left must be a torment for you.
 
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May I now apologise to anyone who has actually heard me "sing" as the mental image left must be a torment for you.

I can guarantee I've heard worse. My mom. :p
 
I just met someone with the craziest last name ever...Issanazzi. :lol: Surely someone in his family got the idea to change their name somewhere between 1939 and now.
 
I just opened a thread, and tried to find my post. I failed, because I was so used to my old avatar. Just kept scrolling up and down right past my post.
 
I just met someone with the craziest last name ever...Issanazzi. :lol: Surely someone in his family got the idea to change their name somewhere between 1939 and now.

We had a customer with the last name of White-Smelley, and there is a woman with the first name of Rapeeporn.
 
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