Miracle? XD that never happens to me
480? tax refund
Instead of proving that you are a horrible person by killing kittens (don't care about babies, but kittens?!?) you could just, you know, buy a ticket...
The squirrels in my backyard are organized.....
Oh god i'm so bad at break-ups..
I'm heartbroken
Someone give me some advice as to how to get over the girl you're still in love with an not imagine them being happy with someone else.. Or the fact you'll never have that magical feeling of a hug lasting half an hour on the bed ever again.
It's fucking killing me.
Sent a question to a website's customer service and got a reply e-mail 4 minutes after. Wow!
Thanks guys... I feel alcohol and slaggy women will be the only solution.
Thanks guys... I feel alcohol and slaggy women will be the only solution.
Oh god i'm so bad at break-ups..
I'm heartbroken
Someone give me some advice as to how to get over the girl you're still in love with an not imagine them being happy with someone else.. Or the fact you'll never have that magical feeling of a hug lasting half an hour on the bed ever again.
It's fucking killing me.
That's the solution to many problems.
Computer broken, booze and skanks.
Ran out of TP, booze and skanks.
It will suck for a while, maybe a long while. There will be times when it is worse, and times when you forget all about her, then you will meet someone and it will all be a distant memory.
BMI says I would not be underweight at 65 kg. And I'm 190 cm tall. The moment I looked at that scale I decided that the BMI is a bullshit.The BMI says I am fat