Oh you are exquisite, you must let me paint you.On a related note: I'm going to the airport tomorrow to leave the country for the second time in a month. That's right, two international holidays in a month.
No. I'm not a rich, privately schooled stereotypical doofus who adopts an left wing hipsterish outlook to disassociate himself with the pompous Conservative stereotypes prevalent in this country, whose only opportunities in life came from enjoying a privileged background and without said background would probably be destined to live off the state inside some insane asylum in Lincolnshire whilst drowning in a puddle of tears, slowly dying of depression in sheer grief of how insanely epicly I had screwed up my life, at all.
yo herp im derp you wanna come around my place?! welll put insects like snails and worms in mah microwave to give them these awesome mutant radioactive superpowers we'll be like evil geniuses with loads of money just like that muslim terrorist kenyish guy hussein obama. my address is 2200 main streetHi Derp! I'm Herp!
When I'm travelling, I never understand what actually takes people so long - I get my ticket within like 15 seconds and security takes about 10 seconds once I'm at the front of the line.I'm at the airport catching a flight for work. Took longer to get my boarding pass then go through TSA checkpoint. Security took me 60 seconds using my drivers license instead of FAMS id. Not sure why people are bitching about it being a hassle. Shoes off, everything in a bin, walk into machine, put your hands up, walk out, collect items and leave. 60 seconds. Nobody around me in security was treated differently. Took an hour for Italian security to do the same when I flew to Naples last year... And I got one hell of a groin massage there.
Did he actually say that he'd text you, and has not?I'm sitting here, two beers down, trying hard to not be THAT girl who freaks out because her dude hasn't texted her. I have a good reason to worry but I'm trying to be positive.