Random Thoughts....

I'm staying at the nicest Travelodge I've ever been in, which has got to count for something.*

I wonder if there's a Gideon Bible in here. How about a Koran? The Torah? The Karma Sutra? That's a sacred text, right? How about a Chilton manual to a Merkur Scorpio?

*Brings to mind Clarkson's famous quote on syphilis, and its rank in the pantheon of STDs in relation to terrible automotive appliances.
 
watto said:
I wasn't sure where to put this. We have a cool video thread but I'm not sure if it's cool. It got me lolling mega hard though.

This is a thinly disguised Union advertisement against the carbon tax being implemented in Australia... With an amusing South park twist.

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That is all I can think of every time I see that ad, if I wasn't so lazy and untalented I would have made this myself :p
 
Studied maths for three days straight, feel like I've gotten no where even though I've taken twelve and a half pages of notes and it's the first summative piece of assessment I have as well. Ah the joys of high school!

Hbriz said:
That is all I can think of every time I see that ad, if I wasn't so lazy and untalented I would have made this myself :p
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Why it is that all political parties can come up with in their aids are various people from a bunch of social groups standing around saying things, at least be a little creative, who knows? It might even get your point across better.
 
I've decided that Thursdays are now meme spam days, where I will try to include an appropriate meme or the like with every post!

Let's see how long this lasts before I get bored or a warning for spamming. :lol:
 
Was deathly tired at 8 pm. Fell asleep. As usual, woke up at midnight-30, rolled around for a little bit and now officially up at 2 AM.

Meanwhile, had some interesting thoughts while rolling around from midnight-30 until now. Spoilered for naughtiness.

So my best friend Chris and his gf are in NYC and they were messaging me while on the plane. A former co-worker of mine left for NYC early in 2010, and she used to like me a lot, telling me explicitly that she would go out with me if she was 5 years younger or something. One of my labmates from the new job I started in March of 2010 has just now moved permanently to NYC.

Anyway, I had a dream that like one night I hit up the former labmate and we had sexy times in the hotel. The next night I was trying to placate the second coworker through her marital problems (which she doesn't have IRL) and we ended up having sexy times. The next night after that, it was a foursome with both co-workers and second coworker's friend Amanda (which I have no idea who she is, my brain made her up).

BRB having a virtual smoke lol
 
Balls mentioned. It's like I've been summoned.

Can't sleep. The house smells like a giant campfire and no one's had the common decency to hand me some jumbo marshmallows. I'm miles out of harm's way and it still smells nasty over here. Arrgh.
 
LP said:
Was deathly tired at 8 pm. Fell asleep. As usual, woke up at midnight-30, rolled around for a little bit and now officially up at 2 AM.

Meanwhile, had some interesting thoughts while rolling around from midnight-30 until now. Spoilered for naughtiness.

So my best friend Chris and his gf are in NYC and they were messaging me while on the plane. A former co-worker of mine left for NYC early in 2010, and she used to like me a lot, telling me explicitly that she would go out with me if she was 5 years younger or something. One of my labmates from the new job I started in March of 2010 has just now moved permanently to NYC.

Anyway, I had a dream that like one night I hit up the former labmate and we had sexy times in the hotel. The next night I was trying to placate the second coworker through her marital problems (which she doesn't have IRL) and we ended up having sexy times. The next night after that, it was a foursome with both co-workers and second coworker's friend Amanda (which I have no idea who she is, my brain made her up).

BRB having a virtual smoke lol
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See a shrink immediately before you actually go bonkers.
 
I think I might just go crazy if I can't get this stupid document formatted properly for printing. Having many pages (its a goddamn book) makes it that much harder. Table of Contents? No problem. Each section in its own file is fine, but I want it in one file so I can get friggin pages numbered...I started working on this months ago, and now that I've got time off finally have the time to even attempt to finish, but I'm about to give up and call it quits.:blowup:
 
Is it possible to be frustrated by lack of hoonage?

I think I am. Too much "noooo dead tires," not enough lulz.

I need lulz, man. Tire squealy lulz, dammit. Arrgh.
 
ninjacoco said:
Is it possible to be frustrated by lack of hoonage?

I think I am. Too much "noooo dead tires," not enough lulz.

I need lulz, man. Tire squealy lulz, dammit. Arrgh.
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See LPs post may be he is right and YOU need some of those dreams?

Orrrr brummmm brummmm - whoosh! Yes, that would be better I think.
 
ninjacoco said:
Is it possible to be frustrated by lack of hoonage?

I think I am. Too much "noooo dead tires," not enough lulz.

I need lulz, man. Tire squealy lulz, dammit. Arrgh.
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Ok 1. I totally misread/misconstrued that the first time :lol:.

Second, get thee to a race track woman!
 
Dreams about puffalumps?
 
I think it's mostly boredom, although I think all the smoky air is starting to give me a headache. :(

Good grief, I'm bored.
 
captain_70s said:
Well, my parents declared I can no longer have my PC in my room. Good bye privacy... and porn... mostly porn.

I managed to make the most of a bad situation by connecting it to the 42" HD TV in the sitting room though. :lol:
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42" porn. That doesn't even bare thinking about. Talk about making a fella feel inadequate...
 
*laughs* They are clearly checking how far they can push you before you finally move out.
 
ninjacoco said:
Is it possible to be frustrated by lack of hoonage?

I think I am. Too much "noooo dead tires," not enough lulz.

I need lulz, man. Tire squealy lulz, dammit. Arrgh.
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LP said:
Ok 1. I totally misread/misconstrued that the first time :lol:.

Second, get thee to a race track woman!
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coco: get your puffalumps out to California on Sept 16-18. Laguna Seca. ALMS weekend. 6-hour race and two screaming Aston Martin V12s running around. :p
 
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