I fucking hate, loathe and despise the miserable existence that is my pathetic life.
Had the job interview today.....and they loved me, the absolutely an utterly loved me and everything I said. My application was the best of the lot, they liked my attitude, my work history, my personality, my performance at the interview, even the fact that I spent 12 months in the army and have an officer's rank to show for it....
I had it, it was right there.
Except for one small detail.
I don't have a car or a laptop. I could sense that they would've hired me on the spot had I answered these two questions "yes" instead of "no".....Do you have a car and a laptop. But I don't.
And I could do this...I could do this job soooooo well. The whole shabang would start in less than three weeks time. They'll be calling me tomorrow and unless I can somehow come up with a strategy in less than 24 hours with which I can assure them that I am capable of starting with them when the 15th of September comes around.
But let's face the facts. That just ain't going to happen. I have no money, no income and therefore no car, no laptop, which will lead to me having still no job.
Fuck. My. Life.
No I am not a religious person, I am an atheist. But if there is a god, IF by some accident there is some all powerful heavenly father watching down on me right now: FUCK YOU.
Hm, what about offering them to first thing buy a laptop and a car from your salary? Maybe you can agree on them giving you a little advance f.e. so you can at least get a laptop before you start the job?
Rent the car? Rent the Laptop? Borrow the money to buy the car / laptop from the Bank? Credit Card it (risky do not do that but people have!)?Not gonna work - the job is a real estate agent; salary comes from commission alone, so the first paycheck may come after the first month, might take four months.
Basically I would have to come up with 10.000-12.000? in less than 24 hours. Yeeeaaaahh.....don't think so.
Ugh....when they call me tomorrow all will be much clearer....IF they say they will hire me if I can scrape up a car and a laptop, there will be a man shaped hole in the front door as I have barged head first to the nearest bank to negotiate a loan. Just have to survive through this day....much easier said than done.
Worst fucking exam paper today.
You know it's like that scenario when you step out of the exam hall and everyone around you is all "WOW PHEW THAT WAS EASY!" while you're thinking "shit, that paper was really hard." - yeah, I just had that happen to me. FML.
I feel so demoralised now I don't even feel like studying for tomorrow's paper.
Me:
What the hell is wrong with Norah Jones and why the hell would you care? Just because someone else likes something you don't doesn't mean you can rag them out for it.
And just for kicks, what do you listen to?
Him
geese take a fucking joke settle done seriously wtf
fucking better stuff than my grandmas music
Me:
So are you implying that Norah Jones is grandma music? Lets face it anything that isn't top 100 or hyper loud qualifies itself to you as grandma music doesn't it?
Him
yeah it is no but norah jones is
Me:
Yeah...that doesn't even make sense, but it is useless talking to you anyway so I'm going to end it there. -
Him:
go listen to ur gay music and learn how to take a joke
Me
Go listen to your bogan music and learn the value of a thoughtful conversation (and grammar and punctuation as well).
Him
you fucking cant talk norah jones is prob a drug fucked hippy and serious who cares its facebook not a english test thts why u cant take a joke ur to fuckin up ur self and can't take a joke
Me:
It matters when your sentences no longer resemble a sentence, also, what makes you think I can't take a joke? Asking for an explanation why you care about my music tastes doesn't exactly scream fuck you now does it?
Him:
well fucking learn english then. because it started as a joke then you took it too far! by fucking going anal. well norah jones does FUCK YOU!
Me:
;and yet here you are all capitals and exclamation marks.
Him:
and yet you are so gay and didnt you get it last time FUCK YOU and you cant even face up and say it to my face just give it up
Me:
You know what? I'll take that advice and give up.
Him:
take it and listen to gay music
Me:
I should've just listened to you in the first place and just left it instead of taking it way too far like I did. Apologies, no hard feelings?
Him:
fuck off
Me:
eh, whatever, I tried
Him:
fucking leave it walk away
Me:
Er...I just did
Him:
well why dnt u shut up and fuck off
Me:
umm..okay then. I'll take the back door out
http://www.parapluesch.com/
Oh, germany. This is incredibly addicting and fun.
so only the idiot on the Bonneville up the street is annoying us
FFFFFFFUUUUUU
Our gas has been shut off. No heat, no hot water, no oven, no grill. I'm cold, hungry, and in need of a shower.