[02:28] <+Derek> hows ur gf?
[02:28] <+ahpadt> Ice took too many of the blue pills
[02:28] <Ice> Derek: sexy and horny
[02:29] <+Derek> pix or it didnt happen
[02:29] <+Slycer> lol
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> and too far away for you to do anything about it
[02:29] <+Derek> and dont say you dont have pix
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> so she's off rubbing up agaisnt something
[02:29] <Ice> that's why god invented phone sex
[02:29] <+Derek> since you claim to carry your silly camera in some silly fanny gaybag with you everywhere
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> phone sex is for lamers
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> as is cybering
[02:29] <+Derek> lol phonesex
[02:29] <+Derek> :\
[02:29] <+Slycer>
[02:29] <+Derek> 'ooh im so horny' *watches tv some more*
[02:29] <+Derek> 'ooh im jacking off right now' *talks some more on irc*
[02:29] <+Slycer> silly fanny gaybag
[02:30] <+Slycer> LOOOOOOOOOL
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> dirty talk in person is one thing
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> over the phone... not so much
[02:30] <+Slycer> itd hidden!
[02:30] <+Slycer> its*
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> Ice, she's probably out rubbing up agaisnt something like a cat
[02:30] <+PunisherBass>
[02:30] <+Derek> XD
[02:31] <Ice> she doesn't have a cat
[02:31] <Ice> 2 dogs and 2 cavies, though
[02:31] <+Derek> her neighbour? :O
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> I didn't say she was rubbing up agasint a cat
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> I said like a cat
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> as in a cat in heat
[02:31] <+Slycer>
[02:31] <Ice> oh
[02:31] <Ice> lol
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> god damn man
[02:31] <Ice> yeah, something i gave her, yeah
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> you really don't get jokes
[02:32] <Ice> the way you say it can be taken in 2 different way
[02:32] <Ice> s
[02:32] <Ice> as mxm would say
[02:32] <Ice> just ask him
[02:32] <+Derek> why did you give her a tobelerone, cause of the shape?
[02:32] <+Derek> you should've bought her something proper
[02:32] <+Derek> XD
[02:32] <Ice> no, makeyourowndildo
[02:32] <+Derek> why do you think we want to know these things?
[02:32] <+PunisherBass> "The only thing I need you for I can buy and put batteries in"
[02:32] <+ahpadt> "clone your willy"?
[02:32] <Ice> because you're asking
[02:32] <+Derek> god Ice
[02:32] <+Derek> just stop it
[02:32] <+Slycer> thank god the nosebleed stopped
[02:32] <+Slycer> :/
[02:32] <Ice> hey, you asked
[02:33] <+Derek> i dont want to konw you cloned your penis for fuck sake
[02:33] <+Derek> GOD
[02:33] <&Quiky_>
http://files.phyrefile.com/file/2007...hbeYahbalz.MP3
[02:33] <Ice> why are you offended by receiving the answer?
[02:33] <+Slycer> LOL Derek ur funny
[02:33] <+Derek> i asked you why you gave her a tobelerone, not why you fucking cloned your dick
[02:33] <+Slycer> :C
[02:33] <+Derek> god you're a perv
[02:33] <+Derek> go sit in the psdf corner
[02:33] <+Derek> NOW
[02:33] <+ahpadt> Derek: because a toblerone would be bigger than his dick?
[02:33] <Ice> no
[02:33] <+Slycer> stop doing that...im aftraid if i laugh to hard i'll start bleeding again
[02:34] <+Slycer> and then when i die, i'll blame you
[02:34] * FinalGear sets mode: +o Derek
[02:34] <+Slycer> wow :<
[02:34] <@Derek> :O
[02:34] <+ahpadt> wtf...
[02:34] <Ice> ahpadt: the big toblerone is bigger than just about anyone's dick
[02:34] <+Slycer> funny gets you @ ?
[02:34] <@Derek> magic stuff happens at these times
[02:34] <+Slycer> i gotta brush up
[02:35] <@Derek> this log section DEFINITELY needs to go on the website
[02:35] <@Derek> goodbye Ice his dignity
[02:35] <+Slycer>
[02:35] * @Derek waves at it while it leaves with a train
[02:35] <Ice> goodbye Derek's grammar
[02:35] <+Slycer> just admit it..you want everyone to see you have tha powah!
[02:35] <+ahpadt> goodbye Ice's grammar
[02:35] <@Derek> i never had any proper grammar skillz, so they were never there in the first place D:
[02:36] <@FliPP>
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775980
[02:36] <@FliPP> insane
[02:36] <&swek> This is the same every time. Derek: Your GF - Ice: It's actually aluminium
[02:36] <&swek> weird
[02:36] <+Slycer> lol
[02:36] <@Derek> XD