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Icebone went out with you?
That's the goldest gold!Skip the chocolate, concentrate on the vagina.
Once a fortnight is just barely keeping in contact at all... Now that my best friend has a girlfriend I barely see him once a fortnight because he spends all his free time with her.Austere, i agree that i am a naturally clingy person, but i haven't really had time to be lately. i usually see him once a fortnight at most thanks to conflicting schedules.
i have always wanted to go to melbourne... good shops ahahaa.
i have always wanted to go to melbourne... good shops ahahaa
need a license first, but after that, nothing will be stopping me
i am so so incredibly angry right now. anyone up for a "throwing eggs at caltex/woolworths stations" cruise?
hahaha. You and my g/f would get along like a house on fire in that case...
(10 December 1968, Russia) While reading about nuclear accidents, a physicist found this Darwin Award. Mayak is a nuclear fuel processing center in central Russia that was experimenting with plutonium purification techniques. The report states that they were using "an unfavorable geometry vessel in an improvised and unapproved operation as a temporary vessel for storing plutonium organic solution." In other words, they were pouring liquid plutonium into unsafe equipment.
Keep an eye on the shift supervisor.
"It was noticed that the solution was a combination of organic and aqueous solution [gunk in the tank.] Two operators [instructed by the shift supervisor] used an improvised setup to decant the dark brown [concentrated plutonium] organic solution. The shift supervisor then left to tend to other duties. During the second filling of the bottle, a mixture of aqueous and organic solution was drawn into the bottle. As a result, the operators stopped filling the bottle."
One operator asked the shift supervisor for further instructions. He was told to continue decanting the solution. This operator "poured it into the 60 l vessel for a second time. After [most] of the solution had been poured out, the operator saw a flash of light, and felt a pulse of heat. Startled, the operator dropped the bottle, ran down the stairs, and from the room."
Suddenly the plutonium was too concentrated, and he had accidentally started a nuclear chain reaction! The alarms sounded, and everyone evacuated. So far, no fatal errors. But a second criticality happens while everyone is safely underground. Here's where it gets good.
"The shift supervisor insisted that the radiation control supervisor permit him to enter the work area. The radiation control supervisor resisted, but finally accompanied the shift supervisor back into the building. As they approached the basement room where the accident had occurred, the radiation levels continued to rise. The radiation control supervisor prohibited the shift supervisor from proceeding. In spite of the prohibition, the shift supervisor deceived the radiation control supervisor and entered the room."
His "subsequent actions were not observed by anyone. However, there was evidence that he attempted to pour its contents into a floor drain. His actions caused a third excursion, larger than the first two, activating the alarm system in both buildings."
So, with things more or less under control, the shift supervisor tricks the radiation control supervisor, goes into the room full of plutonium, and proceeds to set off another nuclear chain reaction!
"The shift supervisor, covered in Plutonium organic solution, immediately returned to the underground tunnel. He died about one month after the accident," having received four times the fatal dose of radiation. Everyone else survived.
Even if the shift supervisor had lived, he would still qualify for a Darwin Award. That much radiation causes sterility.
i have always wanted to go to melbourne... good shops ahahaa.
need a license first, but after that, nothing will be stopping me
eta: i found out tonight that my mums year old mazda3 needs major repairs that may cost over 3 grand (and not covered by warranty). why? because she bought watered down petrol without knowing, which fucked the car up straight afterwards. and she bought it from the station my sisters boyfriend works at.
i am so so incredibly angry right now. anyone up for a "throwing eggs at caltex/woolworths stations" cruise?