Royal Wedding: Who should Prince William and Kate Middleton NOT invite to the Wedding

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1. Sepp Blatter - obviously - come on do you need to ask?
2. Jerry Adams - 'Nice Man' but probably does not know which knife and fork to use
3. Lady Gaga - may turn up in a meat dress - and it may be a hot day - oooh the flies.
4. Maradonna - he may 'hand ball' the Duke of Edinburgh. ... and pretend it was the hand of God
5. Silvio Berlusconi - there may be some damaged goods afterwards, try stopping him throwing a 'banga banga' party!

etc. Who do you think and why?
 
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Me.

Oh and Clarkson, May and Hammond.

And Icebone, definitely shouldn't invite Icebone. Or Hotpants.

nicjasno is probably a bad idea. As is NecroJoe. Spectre is probably persona non grata for numerous reasons, only one of which is feline.



I hear public already got his invite.
 
WillDAQ said:
The Top Gear Trio: The wedding will catch fire and sink.
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Well, if they stop the show ... why not go out really big?

Why not build a TG-style carriage, towed by some prancing 458italia horses ... how hard can that be? It?s not like it?d going to catch fire or anything ...

:jeremy: The Queen is dead ... and on that bombshell ...

(the brits probably won?t find this very amusing, but sorry, I?m laughing my ass off just at the tought)
 
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MWF said:
Me.

Oh and Clarkson, May and Hammond.

And Icebone, definitely shouldn't invite Icebone. Or Hotpants.

nicjasno is probably a bad idea. As is NecroJoe. Spectre is probably persona non grata for numerous reasons, only one of which is feline.



I hear public already got his invite.
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Don't forget Cowboy. He'd turn up in his big truck and start a food fight. :p
 
Russel Brand-Because he's Russel Brand.

Lady gaga would probably show up covered in motor oil and wearing a thong as a hat.

Where's my invititation dammit!?
 
PaperBiro said:
Don't forget Cowboy. He'd turn up in his big truck and start a food fight. :p
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He's already booked for the Reception. Once the band finishes its first set he's going to try to break the world record for jumping over bridesmaids in a pick up!
 
I know Johnny Rotten - Never mind the bollocks. ...
To add some class to the event - Rosie Odonnell:

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Clarkson as others said :D
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