- Feb 17, 2006
- Country smells, England
- '01 Disco 2 V8, '90 Disco 1, '05 Smart Roadster
You have just described every day in the state of Florida.I should really try to avoid driving around town on pension pay-out day (Thursdays). Old people who can barely see over the steering wheel, wandering in their lanes, not giving way, hitting the brakes for no real reason and going 20km/h below the speed limit freaking everywhere!
Even more amusing when they do that and you reach behind your seat, pull out a navy blue cap that says "POLICE," put it on and give them "The Stare" through your shades.That's what I love most in these situations: people try to gain an advantage over me abandoning the traffic rules as well as common sense, and then they get mad at me for not giving in.
That, and, don't give a supercar/performance car for people who just got their license an hour ago. So it wasn't like breaking down or something right?Not so much stupid but painful to watch.
I was waiting for my dad outside his house and saw a GT-R driving towards me, except he was going like 5-10mph and holding up EVERYBODY. For extra points he tried to move over to the right to open up space for people to pass, except he moved barely half a foot and got scared of hitting the car (there were like 4 feet of space on his right still) and moved back out all very hectic, no signals and still going 10mph......
They need to have mandatory road test for people buying performance cars at time of purchase and a day of racing school....
Wait did someone hit you?What the hell is wrong with Cadillac drivers? Did someone post a "Hit Me" sign on the back of my car?
At least this guy was apologetic when I called him on his bullshit driving - especially when I said that if I had been on my motorcycle he would be squeegeeing my spleen off his fender. Did you know people really can turn green?
I don't think so, he didn't have blinkers on or anything it was also not travelling of a direction of any dealer/shop that I know off (and I live in the area so I know them quite well).That, and, don't give a supercar/performance car for people who just got their license an hour ago. So it wasn't like breaking down or something right?
Like I always say, if you wanna be an asshat at least learn how to drive well enough to pull it offThat's what you get for not having any patience.
Last time something like that happened to me, the other parties ended up on the ground in riot cuffs with the police being summoned as I drove away.Last night after 1AM I pulled over to refuel, and was greeted by the sight of a drunken ensemble with their carbage E36 cabrio (I take it their driver was probably sober). One of the guys was urinating into the service station trashcan, while another stumbled around with a service station windscreen washer wiper thingy. As I got out of the car to fill it up, that guy came forward and proceeded to rub my car's dirty roof and rear screen with the washer. I was baffled. "Let's give a little wash", he muttered and despite my objections continued. Seriously uncool, but as I wasn't eager to get my ass kicked by brawly, drunken BMW guys in the middle of nowhere, I filled my tank and decided not to make a scene. "Hope you didn't get mad for us washing your car a bit", the other guy asked as I finished filling the tank and the washer guy giggled in the background. "Hmmmh, not really, but you didn't even do the windshield." And with that I left. Hope they hit the moose I saw later by the side of the road.