Take it or leave it

Take it

A hand reared hyena
 
Leave it, don't like cats.

A cute puppy like this one:

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Take it. Don't know where I'll keep it, but I'll figure it out.

Old guy up the street is going to a nursing home, he offers you his 13 year old blue heeler with high health needs, special diet and traditionally large and regular vet bills, you barely have any room at your place and are usually operating just above broke. No one else will take the dog. Will you take it.
 
Leave it. Can't afford my own health, won't pay for a dog's instead.

1973 Triumph Bonneville, body is pristine, but the engine has an undiagnosed fault and won't start?
 
Take it. Always get a new engine.

the contents of your neighbour's fridge.
 
Leave it. Don't trust anyone else's taste.

Cupcake on the lunchroom table. Don't know whose it is, don't know how long its been there, but no one's around.
 
Take it.....they leave it, they lose. Eaten carefully.

Eat the mint, unwrapped from the bottom of you/your gf's bag. Age unknown.
 
Leave it.

Car left in the middle of the street, doors open, keys in the ignition.
 
Leave it.
(Funnily enough, someone left their Tarago in the carpark the other night, keys in, engine running. I gave it 10 minutes, and then called the cops to deal with it when I couldn't see anyone around laying claim to it).

A pair of socks burnt in the microwave (sorry PB)
 
Take it, I can use it as a weapon of mass annoyance.

A yellow post-it set that cannot be written on by anything.
 
Take it - paper planes, ammunition, all sorts of other uses

A weekend at work, no one else there so you get to catch up, but you lose your weekend off.
 
Take it. Then take two days off during the week.

A boring job with lots freetime, or an interesting job with insane hours and annoying co-workers?
 
The first. I can find stuff to do. Always.

A plane capable of VTOL or a helicopter?
 
Plane capbable of VTOL, since VTOL is much more awesome than helicopters.

Computer with someone else logged in and all of their personal information on display.
 
Take it. Their stupidity, their loss.

Disobedient dumbasarock dog who's really cute?
 
Oh leave it. Know a few of them. More trouble then they are worth.

Chance to be on the panel on QI.
 
Take it, with both hands and feet.

Chance to be in the audience of Top Gear but Clarkson will point at you and make jokes.
 
As long as they aren't on film, take it.

A plastic surgeon and a free operation of your choice.
 
Leave it, i'm perfectly fine the way i am.

A free lifetime membership with any gym club.
 
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