Take it or leave it

Take it. Tank the company and run with the money.

Durian fruit? Tastes fantastic, but smells like the worst ass possible.
 
Leave it. Not that inspired.

Tickle-Me Elmo
 
Leave it, i may be a big kid at heart but i'm not that much of a big kid.

Super Deluxe Optimus Prime toy that transforms and everything. But a error in the voicebox means he spouts quotes from the Twilight movies.
 
Oh god leave it. Don't touch it. Cannot have even the chance of being contaminated.

Vodafone mobile broadband when out in the bush.
 
Take, I can use it to get me out of there.

A small block 5.7 litre V8 engine.
 
Take it. I think I could find something interested to drop it into

Toyota Hilux 4x4 diesel
 
Take it those things are indestructible.

A Morris Marina.
 
Leave, you never know if its going to rain Pianos.

An all expenses paid flight around the world. Except its with Ryanair and filled with Chav's.
 
I have iPod. I can exclude.

An all expenses paid holiday around the world, but you are going as the nanny to 3 children, 5, 3 and 1
 
I can deal with kids, take it.

A chance to drive an F1 car, but you have to wait all day at a very busy, there are big crowds.
 
Stupid question, take it obviously.

A chance to drive a V12 Vantage cross country, but the owner is with you at all times and he's a complete douche.
 
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I have an iPod, I can exclude.

All the episodes of Flash Gordon on DVD
 
Take it. Used to love them when I was a kid.

Eternal life, if it means everyone you will ever love will die a tragic and painful death.
 
Leave, prefer to be mortal.

A Reliant Robin.
 
Leave it. Would be some fun for about 30 seconds, and that's it.

A week in Hawaii, all expenses paid, 5 star hotel and all the trimmings, but you have to wear budgie smugglers whenever in public. Only budgie smugglers.
 
Leave. I have my dignity. I don't even like this "sun sand and sea" stuff anyways.

A pet alien
 
Take it: I could be famous.

Recylced drinking water
 
Leave it. Too shallow for me.

Meeting the love of your life, who lives locally, and finding that they are married to a friend. Take the holiday with the couple?
 
Leave it. Been there, not pleasant.

A pet ocelot.
 
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