Because you are one of many members of this forum which are what i like to call "
Top gear Anglophiles", Americans who for whatever reason (mostly exposure to a certain television show) have grown apologetic and even somewhat ashamed of their native land and fond of a certain group of islands over there in "you-rope" to a point where they actually change their views and behavior to mimic them. These people want to impress their newfound brothers in "you-rope", and go on a tirade of denouncing anything and everything American. From politics to cars to speech, nothing is sacred, nothing is holy, as long as you appear "enlightened" to the "you-rope-pee-ans". The top gear Anglophile is vicious and unrelenting on his attacks on America, even when he has no real knowledge of why he is attacking it.
Symptoms include:
- Sudden addition of a "u" into words where they don't belong.
- A stated desire to leave the horrible, nasty motherland, but no feasible plan or intention to actually do so.
- Lol, Leaf springs
- Mispronouncing "Jag-Wahr".
- Building a shrine around jeremy clarkson centered around a used tissue bought on ebay
- Lol Leaf springs again
There is no known cure.