I'd ban you but I'm busy talking to corporate, approving memos, leading workshops, remembering birthdays, directing workflows, my own bathroom, micromanaging, promoting synergy, hitting on Debra, getting rejected, swallowing sadness, sending faxes, calling a sex line, crying deeply, demanding a refund, eating a bagel, harassment lawsuit, no promotion, fifth of vodka, shitting on debra's desk, buying a gun, in my mouth, pussying out, puking on Debra's desk, jumping out the window, sucking a dude's dick, scoring some coke, crashing my car, sucking my own dick, eating some chicken strips, chopping my balls off, blacking out in the sewer, meeting a giant fish, fucking his brains out, turning into a jet, bombing the russians, crashing into the sun...
and now I'm dead.