The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

Micra

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James, from a column in TG mag, talking about buying his Porsche Boxter:

"You'll probably think: 'well, he works for Top Gear so he probably got a good little deal out of it', but you'd be as wrong as the big gay one and the irritating little sod are about German sports cars."
 

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Sorry if this has been posted before, but i was on the floor when they were discussing the sale of Aston Martin to the Egyptian firm. "My brothers Abdul Martin shop... For you my friend I give special price".
 

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Not to forget:
RH: "If I were a rich man, bidy bidy bidy bidy bidy bidy bidy bidy bum. That's it, what now?"
JM: "If I were a tall man..?"
 

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I really hate the stupid sodds that thought up the rule you can't swear on telly. Why the hell is that the case? Who ever took harm from some damn swearing?
 

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^A lot of people obviously do.. Ridicolous really, it's words, and on telly they're most likely used in a sarcastic manner.. How the hell is that offensive? :/
 

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That is James' best quote there in your signature. His laugh just made it that much better.
 

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That is James' best quote there in your signature. His laugh just made it that much better.
It's great.

What makes me really angry relating to swearing on television, is this: Who decides that swearing is bad? What is fundamentally wrong with saying "fuck"?

It's like calling a type of sexuality abnormal. First of all, 'normal sexuality' was defined by the brits in the 19th century, it's a Victorian invention..

Secondly, when a Norwegian writer were on trial for publishing a pornographic book in the 50s, the prosecuter said "In your book, you describe a scene where a woman is having sex with two men, one entering her vagina, the other her anus. Would you call this normal?"

The writer answered quite nicely "well, Sir, in medicine, that is called <insert medical term, can't remember>, and it's defined as a quite common abnormality."

;)

But really. Why is swearing bad? I couldn't be bothered less if my future kids learned to swear, it's just human nature. But then again, normal human nature is scary for moralistic morons. I truely hate those sobs, I hope they get stabbed in the milt. I really do.
 

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It's impossible to write don't the very best ones but the two I liked a lot were:

Also previously quoted by JC: Clarkson: "If this were america, this town would be full of people doing whatever it is they do.... Incest mostly"

and also what JC said about one of the Mustangs versions: "That's a car that I would buy if I'd look at my sister and think mmmm".:lol:
 
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