The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

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i must know why the lastest 2 sieres of top gear were really suck it is a great show
and i find j.c and r.h very funny but i think they have forgoten what the show is all about
the last siers has feat. 1 new car for an episode most of the show was about top gear diy and stuff e.g top gear road works
i think sadlly that top gear this days is about j.c and r.h and not about cars...
would it ever be same again??? (like the 3th 4th and 5th season)
 

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i must know why the lastest 2 sieres of top gear were really suck it is a great show
and i find j.c and r.h very funny but i think they have forgoten what the show is all about
the last siers has feat. 1 new car for an episode most of the show was about top gear diy and stuff e.g top gear road works
i think sadlly that top gear this days is about j.c and r.h and not about cars...
would it ever be same again??? (like the 3th 4th and 5th season)
How dare you leave May out!!

They havent forgotten what the show is about. The format has grown, and I think you will find that the viewing figures are absolutely fantastic.
 

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^Why is this coming up in a quote thread??

Anyway, back on topic:

In the America special. Just loved RH's reaction when he saw "Stig's cousin" : "OOH!! Big Stig!!"

And I'm not sure this one has been mentioned already, on the boat to Norway:

James *raises glass of wine*: "To our future."
Richard: "Stop doing that. PLEASE. You can start doing nautical references again, if you like."

Later on, on the bridge, Richard to the captain:
"Do you have a foghorn? You know, a foghorn: ERRR! Can I sound it? .....Ooh, that was a good sensation..."
 

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^Why is this coming up in a quote thread??
Because someone doesn't know how to read? ;) Let alone spell properly that hugely complicated word....SERIES.

I still love Hammond's answer in response to James Fiat Panda:

"It's got two knobs! Well....three if you include the one who bought it!":lol:
 
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Because someone doesn't know how to read? ;) Let alone spell properly that hugely complicated word....SERIES.

I still love Hammond's answer in response to James Fiat Panda:

"It's got two knobs! Well....three if you include the one who bought it!":lol:
LOL @ the Knob quote... I nearly fell off my chair for that one - Classic!!!! :lol:
 

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JC: What do you think of Basement Jaxx James?

JM: I've never had a Basement Jack before! :rofl:
 

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JC on the Nissan Cube:
"You could take it shooting- cos the feasants will die laughing just looking at it!"
 

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I beat you to that one. I think it's listed one page back.
 

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I think It was the best quote ever...

... with hypnosis ....

... Like You would carry a piano on a ladder... (something like that :))
 

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Hammond in 9x01 - Second jet car run towards the end of the ep:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAHAAAAHA (muffled from the helmet and wind)
 

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from the minibike bit:

*staring down at minibike*
RH: "I think I might've overdressed a little."
JM: "I think I might've overgrown a little."

RH *speeds away on minibike and hits a pothole*
"OWW! God DAMN someone fit some suspension already!!"

Kristin Scott-Thomas ep:
JC: "WILL YOU TWO GROW UP?!!"

The ep where they went playing with quads and such, after driving around in the mud for about an hour:
JC: "I can't really see James like this."
RH (covered in mud): "I can't see anything..."

JC driving the Enzo:
"MUMMY!!!"

Crap car challenge (season 8 ), they had to drive on a rocky road with a bowl of water on their laps:
RH (driving, getting soaked): "Ohh, this is terrible! Is this what it feels like to be old??"
 
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from the minibike bit:

*staring down at minibike*
RH: "I think I might've overdressed a little."
JM: "I think I might've overgrown a little."

RH *speeds away on minibike and hits a pothole*
"OWW! God DAMN someone fit some suspension already!!"

Kristin Scott-Thomas ep:
JC: "WILL YOU TWO GROW UP?!!"

The ep where they went playing with quads and such, after driving around in the mud for about an hour:
JC: "I can't really see James like this."
RH (covered in mud): "I can't see anything..."

JC driving the Enzo:
"MUMMY!!!"

Crap car challenge (season 8 ), they had to drive on a rocky road with a bowl of water on their laps:
RH (driving, getting soaked): "Ohh, this is terrible! Is this what it feels like to be old??"

actually from the same episode - JC just lauging uncontrolably is hillarious!!!!
 

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Hammond:
On the lonely hearts ad:
"If i said Angry short bloke I wouldn't get any replies!"
When show a picture of his crash on Jonathan Ross:
"That's me parking. It's not good... not brilliant."
On the car that's supposed to be faster than the Veyron:
"Can we please not ask me to find out? I just don't fancy it!"
 

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JC, Season 2, Episode 7

The bloke from Koenigsegg was going, "Turn the traction control off."
He must be joking!!
 

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I found this on on IMDB which i found pretty funny

Jeremy Clarkson: [on the Corvette Z06] ... as something to live with every day, I'd rather have bird flu.
 
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