I finally decided to register!!! Here are some of my favorite quotes. I get a kick everytime I watch them.
10x01 during the News-
RH: Bentley have recalled some cars, um there's a problem with their wheel nuts apparently. They might not be fastened properly. Bentley say it's not a big deal, it's only one batch of nuts affected. It only concerns the Arnage R, and the Arnage T, and the Arnage RL, and the Azure. So basically pretty much of all the cars they make. It's only those built between February '05, and August last year. That's a year and a half!
JC: No my favorite is the government ok, who actually run this recall. They say here, "If the bolts do become loose, this would in all probability be noticeable to the driver, as there would be a considerable knocking mechanical noise", and sparks, and sky, road, sky-road-ditch!
10x10 During the Awards Ceremony-
The Lifetime Achievement Award (May's rant about Ken Livingston)...
JM: Ken Livingston; for deciding that if you earn a living and pay tax, and spend some of what's left on a car, and then pay value-added-tax on that, and then buy some road fund license tax to put the car on the road, and then pay fuel duty tax on the fuel, and value added tax on that fuel duty tax, you should then pay ?25 TAX to drive into the center of the capitol!
10x08 News:
After talking about Honda's Hydrogen FCX car,
JC: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia... time to break out your camel.
JM: It's back to carpets for you.
Same episode during the antique car test...
JM: now how do I stop?
JC: What?
JM: Well I need to, I'm gonna have to stop eventually... this road won't go on forever
JC: "Hurl the mover", NO! (frantically flips through instruction manual)
JM: Seriously!
JC: I don't know James, I don't know
JM: You're in charge of the instructions
JC: THEY'RE IN GIBBERISH, NO POINT IN LYING...
JM: ...try to figure it out, embroiyage
JC: I brought them as a joke for the viewer
11x06 British v. Germans-
JC: You know what a bad loser is? Well Hammond is whats called, a bad winner
RH: YYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!! *Taps the German accountant's helmet* What do you think of that? Well done. Congratulate me then I've won. Did you notice I was first?
From The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly-
(talking about the 1st gen Toyota Prius)
JC: It certainly isn't pretty. Honestly, I rather look at a baboon... In fact, come to think of it, I rather look at the back of a baboon...