stuvik
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12x06 by JC: "Do you really want that one though? Really? Honestly? A basic model?..'Cos I bet that's also sh-"
which episode is it?
11x03, when they buy 3 Alfas for under 1000 quid.
Answer:
Fail, in so many ways.
Oh, well that would be me, then.
On the subject of Clarkson quotes, I wonder if anyone recognised this one:
"CHEESE! This accelerator is made of CHEESE!"
I'm sure it was him, having quoted it off a friend who I know watches a lot of Top Gear. But I can't for the life of me remember where it might have been. This may involve me watching all those old annual Jezza videos...
I've often wondered what it was that drove Lech Wa??sa to stand up to the mightiest military machine the world has ever seen. Why did a shipyard worker from Gda?sk take on the Soviet Union? Well, now, it's all becoming abundantly clear. The man wanted a new car!
And, as it is primed for its inevitable destruction...Hear that? The sound of a Polish cog snicking into another Polish cog.
Yes, I will hoist it to a height of 100 feet and drop it onto an unforgiving runway. But not just yet. First of all, I need to maul it a bit. Tease it. Punish it. That's why... *dramatic pause, famous Clarkson intonation* I'm going to play conkers with it.
So, what do you suppose we're going to bash it into? A big steel ball, perhaps? No. A bungalow? No, no, no. A hippopotamus? I think not. There is only one answer. Another! *famous Clarkson intonation* FSO Polonez!
It`s Green?
J Clarkson: Yes it`s Green