The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

Why wouldn't he need it? Still don't get it :?

Allegedly some rock stars used to stuff their trousers with long cylindrical objects. The subject of Clarkson's story suggests that he would have had a sufficient package even without that.
 
Allegedly some rock stars used to stuff their trousers with long cylindrical objects. The subject of Clarkson's story suggests that he would have had a sufficient package even without that.

All right, didn't know that bit with rockstars. :D :D

Thanks!
 
Just heard another great one from James. When talking about a TVR "That's a ticket to a festival of plastic death".
 
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:clarkson: "Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you?ve got the ebola virus and you?re about to sneeze. "

Topical. I know.
 
Dicky: Even I can slither about in that and sort it out. It's...
Jezza: It's got a sticky front and a loose back end.
Dicky: And who doesn't like that?
Jezza: Yeah, exactly.
Dicky: Not a phrase for a first date, obviously.
 
:clarkson: "I wouldn't allow anyone I knew and liked to ride a motorcycle, that's why I encourage May and Hammond to ride theirs as much as possible."
 
I know this an old thread but as it's a quote one I hope nobody minds the necro.


Clarkson: And so with 10 miles to go my range has finally reached naught... but still the magic Jaaaaaag soldiers on.

Clarkson: You've heard of the milk of human kindness? Prepare to suckle on it!
 
I know this an old thread but as it's a quote one I hope nobody minds the necro.


Clarkson: And so with 10 miles to go my range has finally reached naught... but still the magic Jaaaaaag soldiers on.

Clarkson: You've heard of the milk of human kindness? Prepare to suckle on it!
Always brings back a smile to think of when they said these things.
 
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