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So why is it that American police cars like the Crown Vic get low profile LED light bars but that Porsche has a barn door strapped to the roof? This makes no sense to me.
 
Porker is lower, hence needing the lights to be higher off the ground to be visible to the majority of road users.

Plus Yurp is full of Audis, and Audi drivers look in their mirrors about once every tank of gas.
 
:rofl:
+rep you two.
 
Must spread more labia........

EDIT: Well done Redliner! Thanks for the coverage.
 
Before all this there's the glance-across-the-restaurant.....police....

I'll go now.
 
So why is it that American police cars like the Crown Vic get low profile LED light bars but that Porsche has a barn door strapped to the roof? This makes no sense to me.

The Porsche has sufficient power to move the barn door? :tease:


Seriously though, that's just the standard issue Austrian light bar minus the revolving light on top.

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/04/28/Polizei_06.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/04/28/MRD_10_2010_106.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/04/28/polizei_smart_2.jpg
 
:lol: Top speed of that Smart? Glacial.
 
Wow really? Which would you be more scared of if you saw it coming in your rear view mirror:

2010-Dodge-Charger-Police-Car-Image-01.jpg


or

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/04/28/polizei_smart_2.jpg
 
:lol: The segway cops look ashamed of themselves
 
Well, they ought to.
 
Wow really? Which would you be more scared of if you saw it coming in your rear view mirror:

2010-Dodge-Charger-Police-Car-Image-01.jpg


or

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/04/28/polizei_smart_2.jpg

Well, out on a highway the Charger obviously, but in the City of London the Smart fortwo. :p
 
If they fit these tires on it maybe :p

img008a.jpg
 
Yes and don't you wish there was a town in the USA called Fashion or Grammar, as well.

(There is a town in Alaska called North Pole, who have a police dept.)

:lol:

Yes but we have this:

intercourse-sign-II.jpg


Still looking for a police car
 
I live in a town called Kissing :)

I wonder if this place has any police

https://pic.armedcats.net/c/cr/crazyrussian540/2011/04/28/Intercourse_PA_RAoQK6872S7V.jpg

I couldn't find any online.

So why is it that American police cars like the Crown Vic get low profile LED light bars but that Porsche has a barn door strapped to the roof? This makes no sense to me.

What about the Toyota Crown in Japan.

https://pic.armedcats.net/c/cr/crazyrussian540/2011/04/28/Japanese_police_car.jpg

They put the light bar on top of a pedestal.
 
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