:? I thought I was supplying the Engrish here...
I think these are funnier, better drawn, and more clever than CAD's regular comic.
I've been in one of those before and before I went in I was going to hate it. About 30 seconds after I was inside it became the coolest thing at that mall. And they even had neon miniature golf.You laugh...but this was in a Wisconsin version of REI, called Cabela's...Imagine a Walmart, but everything is camo, and the gun section is bigger. They have a freshwater fish aquarium, a "home" store full of chandeliers made of antlers and napkin rings made of leather. They have "plush" bearskin rugs, Jeff Foxworthy brand Jerky. They have a stuffen rhino, elephant, two lions and a zebra, and about 2-300 other "stuffed" animals.
This is a smaller version of the mountain in another store:
I've been in one of those before and before I went in I was going to hate it. About 30 seconds after I was inside it became the coolest thing at that mall. And they even had neon miniature golf.
You laugh...but this was in a Wisconsin version of REI, called Cabela's...Imagine a Walmart, but everything is camo, and the gun section is bigger. They have a freshwater fish aquarium, a "home" store full of chandeliers made of antlers and napkin rings made of leather. They have "plush" bearskin rugs, Jeff Foxworthy brand Jerky. They have a stuffen rhino, elephant, two lions and a zebra, and about 2-300 other "stuffed" animals.
^If you attempt to blind a pilot by lasering their eyes then you fucking deserve a $30k fine and some jail time.
The ban only applies to lasers above a certain strength, and legitimate users can apply for an exemption.
HEY WE HERD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE
[19:40] <+D-Fence> that minigun is nice
[19:41] <+IceWipeOut> right number of barrels?
[19:41] <+D-Fence> only you could ask such a question
[19:44] <+IceWipeOut> 6 barrels per heavy!
[19:44] <+D-Fence> oh jesus ice
[19:44] <+D-Fence> your life must be pathetic
[19:44] <+D-Fence>
[19:44] <+IceWipeOut> i'm a perfectionist
[19:44] <+Luca> lawl
[19:45] <@swek> He sometimes reminds me of comic book guy.
[19:45] <@swek>
[19:45] <+D-Fence> sometimes?
[19:45] <+D-Fence> ???????????
[19:45] <@MXM> haha
[19:45] <@MXM> that's a great analogy
[19:45] <+D-Fence> gimme a second
[19:45] <@MXM> now I'm gonna picrure a comic book guy everytime ice speaks
[19:45] <Serajadeyn> IceWipeOut, realisitically though, should only be 4. the 6-barrel units are 20mm vulcans which are mounted to a PLANE
[19:45] <Serajadeyn>
[19:46] <@swek> Worst fan made costume EVER!
Ah come on Ice, it's funny.
You laugh...but this was in a Wisconsin version of REI, called Cabela's...Imagine a Walmart, but everything is camo, and the gun section is bigger. They have a freshwater fish aquarium, a "home" store full of chandeliers made of antlers and napkin rings made of leather. They have "plush" bearskin rugs, Jeff Foxworthy brand Jerky. They have a stuffen rhino, elephant, two lions and a zebra, and about 2-300 other "stuffed" animals.
In upstate New York we have commercials for Bass Pro Shops, which from what I take it are the same deal. We only have one in CT for all of New England, so I've never been.
This is a smaller version of the mountain in another store: