The Joke Thread

That's a long way to go for the setup, and in the end, you didn't go anywhere.
 
That's a long way to go for the setup, and in the end, you didn't go anywhere.
It's all about the journey rather than the disappointing destination. :p
 
Did you know that Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish hymn.
 
NORDIC
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Meanwhile.. What do you do when you assume things?

You make an ass of u and me.
 
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.
 
People planning ahead: "2024 is going to be bananas."
People who have worked in a grocery store: "No, 4011 is bananas."

explanation of the joke:
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What's the most dangerous kind of canoes?

Volcanoes.
 
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