D-Fence 1219416709 <Serajadeyn|LT> trannie hookers are only okay if they're blowing you, and not the other way around
D-Fence 1219416718 <Ruthi> no im too busy entertaining myself sorry
D-Fence 1219416724 <Ruthi> it was my fault so stop blaming and picking on Ice
D-Fence 1219416734 <Ruthi> Ice makes anyone laugh
D-Fence 1219416741 <Ruthi> hmmmmm i know where i would stick that
D-Fence 1219416754 <Ice3G> I was wrong.
D-Fence 1219416764 <ColdFussion> but there is nothing wrong loving dicks
D-Fence 1219416770 <+psdf> i bought a new buttplug today
D-Fence 1219416778 <+Ice> you're the one being childish
D-Fence 1219416786 <+Ice> so i didn't think much of it <+Ice> and then penis, out of fucking nowhere
D-Fence 1219416794 <+Ice> she's either a girl or a very attractive lady boy
D-Fence 1219416804 <+ElToro> shinzon: i like my little boys all frail and girl-like
D-Fence 1219416811 <+ElToro> i dont like cocks up my ass <%Kip> ( i do :> )
D-Fence 1219416818 <+D-Fence> so teletubby-warrior is digging swek? <teletubby-warrior> Yeah....!
D-Fence 1219416825 <+Derek> finnish people are a bunch of lying sods!
D-Fence 1219416832 <@swek> Well if saying "You're in no way as stupid as witty" is a compliment then no problem.
D-Fence 1219416839 <@MXM> AAAAAaaAaaaAArrrrghh damnit do NOT drink hot tea when you're behind a PC not wearing any pants
D-Fence 1219416846 <&TechZ> moo *chug* *chug* mooooo *chug* *chug* *chug* MOOOOOO
D-Fence 1219416852 <&Daddynaphel> that's like a fat german with a sombrero trying to samba
D-Fence 1219416858 <%PunisherBass> I'm not a dick
D-Fence 1219416865 <%PunisherBass> and I don't have a shitbox damn it
D-Fence 1219417999 <david> europe is just a better country...
D-Fence 1219418138 [17:22] Derek: whatever it was it was pretty salty [17:23] Tim0r: Derek: must've been sperm :< [17:23] Derek: how'd you know sperm is salty Tim0r? D:
D-Fence 1219418264 <+SolitudeSeraph> I don't see how hard it is to train a fucking army. <&Adunaphel> you don't need training for a fucking army just make sure the wimmin are hot enough and the fucking will come naturally
D-Fence 1219418399 <@MXM2> ice ftl <+Ice> hey, i drive a carisma, that's a given
D-Fence 1219418445 <~Viper007Bond> i dislike the black ones <~Viper007Bond> my mom loves them
D-Fence 1219418460 [01:07] <wirelIce> celine dion deserves to live
D-Fence 1219418503 [12:03] <ColdFussion> seed in Viper007Bond [12:03] <ColdFussion> *seed it
D-Fence 1219418617 11:54 <+psdf> im normal
D-Fence 1219418643 [19:29] <+Blind_Io> Hey, not all of us count as guys. (There's psdf too)
D-Fence 1219418659 15:23 <+Raparperi> Do you want to have sex with psdf? 15:23 <+Tim0r> yes 15:23 <~Viper007Bond|Sleep> yes
D-Fence 1219418695 [23:15] <@Serajadeyn> geeman, *pic of wife* that's her @ lemons. and this *pic* is her 5 minutes ago. FliPP can verify. [23:16] <+D-Fence> why does FliPP know how your wife looked 5 mins ago [23:16] <+Derek> good point
D-Fence 1219418735 [19:13] <%Kip> i've seen the rest of the pictures, that isn't a girl
D-Fence 1219418804 [Ice] d-fence: i wasn't being a smartass, i was being right
D-Fence 1219418839 <witty> i was at this fleamarket place srsly i dont understand why people bring totally useless shit to sell <+Luca> did you buy something? <witty> yeah <+Tim0r> thats why
D-Fence 1219418873 23:11 <+Slycer> on a sidenote...today i found out i have over 2000 bookmarks D: 23:11 <+SteveLevin> that is a LOT of porn sites
D-Fence 1219418985 <+Ruthi> i amuse you enough with my stupid presence dont i? <@swek> Nope in that regard others take the cake. * teletubby-warrior has joined #gear <@swek> Hey tele <&TechZ> hey tele <+D-Fence> hey tele
D-Fence 1219419029 <+Ice> that tranny would actually pass as a girl :S <+Ice> the boob job doesn't look awful either
D-Fence 1219419052 <+Ice> i'm large where it matters <Ruthi> the stomach matters?
D-Fence 1219419082 <%PunisherBass> you all just come from the other side of the ocean
D-Fence 1219419113 <%PunisherBass> I don't need hookers <%PunisherBass> pull up infront of the retirment home in the big ol Buick and they come limping
D-Fence 1219425341 <wooflepoof> I'd marry ice
Viper007Bond 1219490832 <+Ice> and I was all like "god that cock tasted good!"
ElToro 1219491373 23:48:04 %SolitudeSeraph: I don't think Josh's meat would be very tasty anyway
ElToro 1219611218 22:52:48 +Josh: haha I'm still laughing at the fact that viper didn't know I was gay until just last night
D-Fence 1220477967 <+Ice> D-Fence, I love you!
Tim0r 1220642971 <<+Luca>> slovenia is like alabama <<&swek>> Cousin marriage and LADA pickups?
Derek 1220703109 [14:11] * +Ice goes and kills himself.
D-Fence 1220704456 <Perc> I want to have sex with the mondeo
Derek 1220980539 [19:12] <Mil> macs are awesome
Derek 1220980581 [19:14] <%ElToro> fuck me Mil? [19:14] <Mil> ok
D-Fence 1220984320 [20:18] <+psdf> im not gay i just want to stick my dick into pretty people
SolitudeSeraph 1221156290 [14:04] <Ice> I've been wanting to do her since I first saw her in her Candy video. She was 16. I was 16. And very hard in my pants.
D-Fence 1221569831 <&Adunaphel> deep in his heart Ice is a tree-hugging hippiecrap that wants peace and love for everyone
Derek 1221607411 [00:37] <+psdf> Ice do you want some gay wrestling porn [00:37] <+psdf> i have that
D-Fence 1221657204 <Dr_Q> I want to eat a Giant Panda
Tim0r 1221673600 <<+Tim0r>> how retarded can you be? <<+psdf>> i just almost fucking fucked up frozen soup
D-Fence 1221921006 <~Viper007Bond|Sleep> psdf: wait, what? why is there a dude masturbating in that pic?
D-Fence 1222247744 <&Adunaphel> I'M A MAC AND I SELL MY BODY FOR SEX
Tim0r 1222286276 <<SteveLevin>> timor: the past 8 years have been good
ElToro 1222609871 %teletubby-warrior: You leave my manboygirl alone!
Tim0r|lulz 1222894730 <<Tim0r|lulz>> who's Fockx <<@ElToro>> it's Dereks stage name <<@ElToro>> in the shemale-orama
D-Fence 1222955073 <+Luca> maybe ill just rape her in the cellar.
Derek 1222955545 <+Luca> I piss and shit with the door wide open
Tim0r 1223323811 <<+Ice>> I'm not wearing any underwear...
D-Fence 1223326446 <+Ice> I like to participate in discussions.
Derek 1223415256 [23:34] <&Adunaphel> i failz
D-Fence 1223626694 <+Ice> I'll stick to my juice, thank you.
Derek 1224198300 [01:05] <psdf> vaginas are scary
D-Fence 1225058010 <+psdf> my ass is somehow broken it keeps hurting when i get fucked
Derek 1225229735 [22:35] <+psdf> im not awesome [22:35] <+psdf> i suck [22:35] <+psdf> i should shoot myself
D-Fence 1225374804 <&Quiky> Oh yeah? Well my family tree has black people in it!
D-Fence 1225668318 <Ice> I'd actually prefer gay porn to mccain...
D-Fence 1225668334 <SteveLevin> I'm proud to be gay
D-Fence 1225732195 <+Ice> With derek, Dead Space is the space between his ears.
D-Fence 1225914131 <%ElToro> i always come fast XD
D-Fence 1227129654 <&Adunaphel> and everything D-Fence says looks funny <+D-Fence> Adunaphel
D-Fence|Laptop 1227473125 <%ElToro> my butt is still sore from visiting france
D-Fence 1229019145 <Serj|werk> there's enough tongue action in here for a french romance novel
D-Fence 1229019490 <Perc> twang twang twang bonk bonk twang twang twang balaaahalaa
D-Fence 1229380626 <smibsgone> i need an xp activation key <&swek> g00gl3-i7y0U-l4zy-4r53
D-Fence 1230054366 <%PunisherBass> I'm happy to see any gtr get hurt
D-Fence 1230337242 <%un-dee> those damn japanese and their tiny holes
SolitudeSeraph 1230932987 [16:49] <SteveLevin> dude...if I could give myself blowjobs I'd have never moved out of my parents house
D-Fence 1231786035 <&swek> But I am not wearing any pants atm.
D-Fence 1232038424 <@MXM> and I didn't understand anything. just kept smiling like an idiot
D-Fence 1232470770 <@Serj|werk> biden reminds me of my grandpa...friendly and knowledgable and probably racist
D-Fence 1232470978 [Obama Inauguration] <@MXM> wow, viper is awake. this is the most patriotic thing you've ever done
D-Fence 1232473989 <@swek> I'd rather have dinner with bush than obama.
D-Fence 1232540989 <%rootrider> you love quoting things randomly, don't you
D-Fence 1232545074 <&Adunaphel> mgkdk is very smart, she can make her own candy
D-Fence 1232661726 <&Adunaphel> you know how it is, stuid comments for supid ppl
D-Fence 1233062885 <+D-Fence> fifth gear wasn't that bad again <+Derek> compared to what, getting HIV? <+ahpadt> no, AIDS
D-Fence 1233143430 <%Chris> all finnish guys are ugly
D-Fence 1233482124 <%PunisherBass> I got friends!
D-Fence 1233482139 <~Viper007Bond> BOOP BOOP, ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT. OUR CAPTAIN TODAY IS PUNISHERBASS. PS: CAPSLOCKCRUISECONTROL
D-Fence 1233525007 <cdbob> and the only reason I got dressed was to go take a shit in the handicap bathroom so I would not stink up my room
D-Fence 1234111687 <wooflepoof> my stomach hurts, i think its because i forgot to clean off this coffe mug after isprayed it with hornet killer last month
D-Fence 1234547122 <+Cr3am> Today, I received a random packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
D-Fence 1234959456 <+Ice> You can't use NTFS on usb.
D-Fence 1235407639 <%PunisherBass> mmmmmm croissaunts, or however the fuck they are spelled
D-Fence 1235414838 <shinzon> hail ice, king of the horrible links
D-Fence 1235757886 <@jok> nah, i just happen to fancy damaged goods
D-Fence 1236030341 <&swek> Oooh, das ist aber ein bezauberndes Kleid.
D-Fence 1236035195 <+klankymen> Zeeall 20cm is quite a lot
SolitudeSeraph 1236041649 [19:53] <cdbob> I love cp
D-Fence 1236111898 <Kipp> the only thing i can do is follow D-Fence
D-Fence 1236169725 <@BigJ> fuck, i hate pirates and indians
D-Fence 1236274960 <+Ice> My flashgun has a guide number of 53.
D-Fence 1236641272 <teletubby-warrior> My shitbox got rearended.
D-Fence 1236884491 <+klanky> my wood is 19mm thick
D-Fence 1236953399 <@MXM2> so yeah, i'm one of the losers
D-Fence 1236983183 <Zeeall> i fail at life
D-Fence 1237201763 <+Ice> Derek: keep this up and if you ever find yourself at a ringmeet while i'm there, i wouldn't want to be you
D-Fence 1237208975 <%Chris> they do, they're just trying to be nice, like when you see a retarded guy make funny faces and noises and try really hard not to laugh
D-Fence 1237208983 <%Chris> Australia *IS* retarded
D-Fence 1237212414 <shinzon> if bullshit stories were currency, ice would be a billionaire
D-Fence 1237558150 <~Viper007Bond> where the fuck did my time go?
D-Fence 1237757608 [22:28] * @MXM is just very confused
D-Fence 1238025269 <&swek> PB looks like a bad VHS rip of an 80's action movie
D-Fence 1238447077 <+Ruthi> whose the guy in the cap in the background? nice body <+D-Fence> Ruthi: Kipp <+Ruthi> fuck
D-Fence 1238581200 <+klankymen> hey, I'm not the one fearing their manliness and scared to wear dresses
D-Fence 1239737983 <bob> im not bob
D-Fence 1239815342 <&swek> yay, beer soaked keyboard :/ brb
D-Fence 1240334216 <%SolitudeSeraph> I still get an itch every so often =/
D-Fence 1240481267 <wooflepoof> are women allowed to drink beer in Germany?
D-Fence 1240853860 <@MXM> ahpadt + internet = idiocy too
D-Fence 1240942322 <%SolitudeSeraph> a new TV is more important than shorts
D-Fence 1241478167 <&swek> Heute bin ich mit G?lcan in einem der besten Restaurants Monacos verabredet.
D-Fence 1241554872 <%ElToro> ben affleck is made out of awesome
D-Fence 1242503980 <+Ice> I love the Village people, they give me confidence. Even though I'm not too bright, I am rather dense. I have a fat white body and I don't have a tan, but when I put on leather pants I am a MACHO MAN!
D-Fence 1242737605 <@MXM2> who cares about ahpadt
D-Fence 1244586416 <@BigJ> wtf, some black people moved in on my street
D-Fence 1244723885 <+Ice> I'll try rebooting. <+Hidden_Hunter> try quitting and never returning
D-Fence 1244747522 <Exstatica> haha, for some reason i have vagina on hilight
D-Fence 1245187795 <@MXM> gaah, I wanted an icecream, and now it's all I can think about
D-Fence 1245189046 <~Viper007Bond> god, there is some really fucked up porn out there. new gif on 4gifs.com where this chick swallows a goldfish and a guy's load and then pukes it back up into a goldfish bowl... i regret clicking the link
D-Fence 1245602248 <+wooflepoof> ice, i like you
D-Fence 1245692884 [Cruzz563] Ice you're a whore! [Ice] I wish I were, at least I'd get some action.
D-Fence 1245762425 <swek> Mein Milchshake bringt alle Kerle in den Garten.
vr29 1245762776 <Ice> Watch this!
D-Fence 1246038783 <&Quiky> I LOVE destroying stuff
Adunaphel 1246443395 <@MXM7> I need some instructions how to pack the damn roof <@MXM7> prev. owner didn't know either
D-Fence 1247067551 <+Ice> Why do you think my ignore list is longer than my dick?
D-Fence 1247250329 * wooflepoof 's pokemon blanket is almost dry
D-Fence 1247585032 <+D-Fence> what is black and should shut up?
<&Adunaphel> MJ's family? <wooflepoof> Obama? <Chris> your mouth after I punch it
D-Fence 1247585118 <swek> now amazon.de is recommending me all sorts of sex toys.
D-Fence 1247755405 <&Adunaphel> neh, no matter how drunk i am, Hidden_Hunter never gets funny
D-Fence 1248443934 <+Suedschleife> i don't do comedy
D-Fence 1248644108 <+Ice> I have to spread the seed.
D-Fence 1248705369 <+Ice> Hey, I'm 5 years old.
D-Fence 1248734476 <+Ruthi> im the semen expert
D-Fence 1249241718 <Suedschleife> Yeah fresh meat, maybe I get some company in the back
D-Fence 1249424485 <+D-Fence> ewww someone jizzed on geemans chicken <+geeman> its quite good sauce actually <+geeman> its not really hot, but tastes really good
D-Fence 1249665735 <+geeman> i put the balls in my mouth
D-Fence 1250002546 <%ElToro> yes D-Fence makes sense
D-Fence 1250159149 <&Adunaphel> a portable closet? that would be perfect for cdbob
D-Fence 1250522728 <+wooflepoof> I'm a princess
SolitudeSeraph 1250667664 [03:02] <wooflepoof> i look so cute in my battle skirt
D-Fence 1251150643 <+D-Fence> ha i got 2mm more than mxms seven
D-Fence 1251825997 <@MXM> good ones are always huge
Derek 1251826084 <+D-Fence> I was sitting next to kip and it was DAMN hot
Derek 1252403157 [20:52] <nicjasno> ElToro: what do you have under the hood [20:52] <+Suedschleife> 2 kidnapped children
D-Fence 1252430333 <nicjasno> i had an issue on my opel once
D-Fence 1252527656 <swek> TechZ is like Paris Hilton
D-Fence 1252533155 +Suedschleife is ugly and has a small dick, not TV meterial
ElToro 1252968203 <HeidiL> At some point, someone's tried to get something too big in it, so it's dented from the insisde.
Tim0r 1252968311 [HeidiL] Yeah. But they're generally tossers - D-Fence points at Ice
