The story of the FinalGear beer keg world tour

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D-Fence

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Feb 2015: D-Fence brings public a keg of beer from Germany to Finnmeet. He forgets it at a friend's place.

July 2015: He picks the keg up and leaves it at their cottage in Eastern Finland on their way to Lapland and Norway.

Sept 2015: Beer expires, Antti picks it up returning from a friend's cottage.

Jan 2016: He taps the keg and drinks it with a friend who mangles his ankle. Antti discards the keg on the town.

Feb 2016: Keg resurfaces at a flea market for 5?

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March 7th, 2016: D-Fence picks keg up from post office in Munich

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March 10th: MXM says "Well Public set the dumb level quite high with sending it back to D-Fence, I couldn't really think of anything dumber.

March 12th: D-Fence decorates the keg and mails it to MXM.

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Sadly, the lovingly decorated keg stays lost till 22.03.16


March 22th: MXM posts this pic without comment.

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After assuming the keg was stolen from him, he makes an epic blunder by commenting on the address on the shipping label, which he can only know if he dumped it himself. Maksim takes the now beaten up keg (not him) home and the story continues.....

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So when is "Keg - The Movie" coming out?
 
Goddammit now I want a beer......
 
March 22th: MXM posts this pic without comment.

After assuming the keg was stolen from him, he makes an epic blunder by commenting on the address on the shipping label, which he can only know if he dumped it himself. Maksim takes the now beaten up keg (not him) home and the story continues.....

I couldn't stop laughing at the story you manufactured based on that photo. What was the scenario here? The mailman opened the annoying rattling package, found a stupid keg and threw in the river? rofl :lol:

EDIT: Slightly higher resolution photos.
 
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How did you know it was the same keg when you saw it at the flea market?
 
Still could be a coincidence... :p
 
A short update for everyone!


Keg was with me for a while after MXM sent it, it saw some stuff:




Then it was time to send it:




To Finland! With the help of DaBoom's cousin I was able to sneak it into the M5 at Ringmeet. It was presented to DaBoom at some point during the trip!

 
I have someone's keg! It's the white one. I don't know why. BlaRo gave it to me. It's next to the cheese on my shelf. I need to find a sharpie and pass it along, I guess.
 
Dunno about AnalBeer, but I did once see a gif of a nuible young lady using her back passage as a Martini shaker.

It was really good. Made me want several Martinis.
 
So, this thing mysteriously turned up at Der Stig's place.



It seems a certain German guest of Der Stig's had brought it back from Austin with him and concealed it behind the couch before he left with the intent of telling us about it after he was well out of range for us to force him to take it back with him. :p :mrgreen:

I must confess that Der Stig and are are quite puzzled as to what we should do with it. It's not the 'official' keg and many of the signatures seem to have seen better days. Neither of us particularly want it, it smells of puffalump; what should we do with it?
 
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That was the back-up keg that was mailed to BlaRo since he didn't make it to Ringmeet. Suggest you add a signature and mail it to a random member whose address you happen to have.
 
I can see my username in that. :lol:
You should shoot it (because Texas) and send it to the next victim person.
Just one hole, please, don't destroy it.
 
Must lay down some cover fire before targeting Redliner again.
 
Maybe a shot of clearcoat to preserve the signatures?
 
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