Cobol74
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Canadians = Americans with Molson?
Everything you need to know about Canadians.
What I want to know about Canadians is why they consider being called a moosefucker a bad thing? Because I've seen a moose, and quite frankly, anyone who can manage to fuck one deserves respect.
The only ones who object are the ones who are not successful
What I want to know about Canadians is why they consider being called a moosefucker a bad thing? Because I've seen a moose, and quite frankly, anyone who can manage to fuck one deserves respect.
The only ones who object are the ones who are not successful
Hey, I came up with this one:
In 13x05, where The Stig is lapping the Jaaaaag, Jeremy comments the bagpipe music with a phrase:
"terrible smell of oaks all of a sudden".
Where does that come from?
Are there a lot of oaks (which, afaik don't *smell* that much...) in Scotland or what?
Oats, not oaks.
English stereotyping the Scottish lifestyle & culture:
All Scots people eat oats for breakfast (porridge), play the bagpipes, wear kilts, drink copious amounts of whisky, chase haggises around fields for sport and fleece gullible American tourists out of their money, with the Loch Ness monster stories. :lol:
(Only the last one on the list is true, however.)
Clarkson (Z4 review):
"those car keys... I bet they spend less time in the ignition than they do in a pot... round at Muriel's house".
I'm from Spain so I have no idea what does it mean.
Thank you.