The Ultimate Car Chase game

So the consumed the polonium, and instead of dying, became super-radioactive!
 
Which made his tires and rims glow bright green, scoring 'mad props' from the ricer meet he drove past.
 
However, the leader of the ricers was jealous, because he knew his penis was small, and hopped into his yellow hondar civic.
 
which had all the trimmings: Body kit, fart can, big rims, patio-sized spoiler, tasteless vinyl stickers, big, honkin' stereo, and absolutely no performance-enhancements whatsoever.
 
causing him to be left far behind the chase - which he had to watch on a tiny LCD duct-taped to his sun visor
 
His car was then hit by a brick thrown from a passing Caterham.
 
A passing motorcycle cop saw the act of hooliganism and gave chase.
 
Who was soon passed by a Yellow Porsche Carrera GT, with another one of our heroes, Clarkson.
 
Of course, Clarkson really doesn't care for Porsches, and began making rude comments about Hammond towards the camera.
 
narrowly avoiding a pole.
 
But was soon held up by a man in a Panda driving ever so slow.
 
Who was overtaken by a Leyland P76 in reverse.
 
In other news, the original chasee, with his nuclear glowing rims and car was flying ahead, with police helicopters in pursuit.
 
But little did they know a bridge ahead had become structurally unsound.
 
Causing the health and safety people to divert and slow the chase down to slower speeds.
 
Fortunately, the radiation had transformed the car into the bike from Ghost Rider, but with green flames.
 
Who then meet up with Clarkson where they agreed the the Porsche was Rubbish, and piled into a V8 Vantage which broke down with in feet, and were surrounded by the Police and Greenpeace.
 
However, with a few phone calls, BBC lawyers were on hand to ease the situation.
 
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