The ^ < V Game

^ not really since < is incapable of Xmas shopping due to being hospitalised
< is thinking about escaping and hates this place
V has probably done their xmas shopping already
 
^ is totally over their current environment, but escaping the hell of pre-Xmas malls
< only 5 Circles of Hell to go
V has a map of where < needs to go
 
^is wrong
<dosint like that pre crismas stuff and announcing crismas a month before ou for god sake why just not decorate everything just week before not month and all these comercials a shit it washes the brain

V thinks that i am talking nonsence and has a girlfriend or wife (boyfriend or husband)
 
^ actually < agrees and doesnt under the pre xmas hype either, alse yes < has a wife
< is also feeling sexually frustrated, wonder what the staff would do if < and the wife got upto fun in the shower room. :wicked:
V probably will laugh at what < is thinking
 
^ not laughing, about to issue a dare to do it!
< just had dinner out with friends, nice new place in what passes for Chinatown, noodles FTW
V is like < and has no Xmas decorations or anything up
 
^ :nod: Yes!
< has spent some xmases doing work because <'s family is mostly in India where they don't celebrate xmas anyway so < doesn't see a point to chopping a tree down. < still puts up lights and gives gifts and donates to charities.
V thinks < is weird.
 
^is wrong your normal in your contry you have your own culture so then moving to a difrent one dosint mean to change maniers

< is born in winter so winter is quite a good time for him well beter then spring but worse then summer and wisshes to have some cash on rwd car to crash in to snow even if he dosint have licence to drive

V has a vw
 
^ nope, but bro does
< now has to go to work. Monday mornings suck
V isn't Monday yet for them
 
^ What VW? GTI?
< Is already monday, and the only work I've done in the past hour at work was to fill up the kettle with water.
V Has a better job than I do.
 
^ Indeed < does have a very good job
< would like to get out of hospital and get back to it
V envies <'s job
 
^ Needs to review the Perodua Kelisa
< Envies ^'s job, not not ^'s car
V Envies <'s bicycle.
 
^ nope, got a RidgeRider mountain bike
< bro has R32 top spec
V wants <'s smarties
 
^ Needs to trade up your Mazda for at least a GTI then
< Has 2 Crumplers
V Has more Crumplers
 
^ nope, < has not Crumplers
< does not want GTI, Clubsport or RX-8 is next
V doesn't agree
 
^ Mazda dealer
< needs to win lotto first
V will buy the winning ticket for <
 
^ Should have a copy of this:
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< Loves his Crumplers
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V Is a fool for Mazda
 
^ not a fool, an enthusiast
< has more sense than money
V cannot say the same thing
 
^ True. I have neither.
< Boredead.
V Has liek $1000000000000000000000000000000
 
^ if only
< $10mil would suit < for life
V has other ideas
 
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