The ^ < V Game

^ Will give me A$152,262,990
< Needs A$152,262,990 to buy this:
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V Will envy ^'s awesomeness
 
^ Should have a copy of this:
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^Is trying to scam Ashypet.
<Is bored but needs to study for test.
vHas a maths guru in their contacts list for that sort of thing.
 
^ Nope.
< Was good at maths a bazillion years ago, but don't know how much help she would be now.
V May be able to help ^ better.
 
^Yeah, considering I'm right here.
<Doesn't need help with maths.
vEats children.
 
^ Eats and sleeps in his baby Merc
< Is a child.
V Has no brains
 
^ has some brains, but hasn't been to school for a long time
< cabinet submissions are shitful
V hasn't been trying to prove theories all day
 
^ Has lots of brains
< Spent the whole day with my ex-class at a class outing. Boring!
V Has a better ex-girlfriend than <'s ex-girlfriend, who's a blunt/arrogant b*tch
 
^ I have psycho tyre-slashing bunny boiler of an ex-gf. But she's now living OS thankfully
< had drink with ex bf and his new gf this evening. Probably shouldn't have gone.
V has better thoughts than <
 
^ Needs a real BF. Or can stay on FG with the nice people here.
< Is not going for the Aston Martin V12 Vantage launch event because dad doesn't want to drive the RR there, but instead the BMW, and so it'll make us not look good.
V Feels happier than <
 
^ actually yes
< could finally be getting discharged from hospital finally :d
V will think <'s discharge is overdue
 
^ well overdue, how was the surgery?
< yup, needs real bf
V has advice, but won't share
 
^ Needs a real BF, and is wrong about me not giving advice
< advises to ask Brad Pitt out
V thinks < gave ^ bad advice.
 
^is wrong
< thinks how he is going to survive vinter because its fucking freezing
V listens to death metal or somthing like linking park
 
^ Killing In the Name! (RATM for X-mas No.1!)
< Has a two week break from school
V Still working
 
^Is correct < is still working
< Is at work right now
V Is tucked up into a nice warm comfy bed, thereby making < jealous and angry
 
^ is showered and dressed and ready for work.
< Should be on way to work, but it's a little cooler *finally*, and drizzling, and has fg to play on
V knows LP's advice wasn't very realistic
 
^ What do you expect? He eats nipples, not-a-dude.
< is eating a salad
v forgot to leave out the olives, dang it! :mad: (< is now chasing v with a spork)
 
^ You come anywhere near me with that spork and I'll eat your nipples.
< Doesn't really olives that much
V Is very picky with what they eat
 
^ Loves nipples more than olives
< Is OK with olives
V Still remember certain neg reps V received from harmless posts
 
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