THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

I DON'T SEE MUCH SCIENCE, BUT I DO SEE A LOT OF RANDOM GIBBERISH. :p
 
THERE IS ALWAYS SCIENCE
 
IS THAT LIKE A MICROWAVE? WILL HE GO *POP*?
 
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ERM.... MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL PAYDAY, I'M A BIT SKINT
 
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I DON'T HAVE A CHEQUE BOOK
 
WHILE VISITING AUSTRALIA ONE MUST VISIT VIENNA AND SEE A PERFORMANCE BY THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR.
 
CONTINENTAL MISTAKES ARE EASY TO MAKE, AS ARE CHEESECAKE MISTAKES.
 
IF I'M VISITING AUSTRALIA I CAN THINK OF A THOUSAND THINGS THAT WOULD BE HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN SEEING SOME CHOIR. ALTHOUGH I AM SURE THAT MY SOMEWHAT IMPRACTICAL AND LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF GEOGRAPHY DOES TELL ME THAT VIENNA MAY NOT BE IN AUSTRALIA AND AS SUCH WOULD NOT FEATURE ON THAT LIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHICH WOULD INEVITABLY MEAN MORE TIME TO PURSUE OTHER... PURSUITS.
 
I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE....





:roflmao:
 
DECREASE VELOCITY = INCREASE PREASURE
DECREASE PRESURE = INCREASE VELOCITY
?SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE?
 
MUST IGNORE SPELLING MISTAKES.
 
DEAR SIR, WHILE I WAS REPAIRING MEANDING A LIGHT IN MY TRUNK BOOT I CAME UPON YOUR CHECK BOOK CHEQUE BOOK. I FOUND IT HUMORUS HUMOROUS THAT IT WAS RED IN COLOR COLOUR. I WILL SEND IT TO YOU IN THE MAIL POST IMMEIDATLY.
 
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