THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

YOUR PUNY CAPITAL LETTERS IS NO MATCH FOR MY ENORMOUS PINGAS CAPITAL LETTERS
 
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WHAT U MEAN LIKE SPEED2 WITH THE STUPID BOAT AND THAT OTHER BOAT AND THE UNDERGROUND TRAIN??????/?/?/?!?!/!?!??!?​
 
  1. DON'T GO
  2. UNDER 50
  3. MILES
  4. PER
  5. HOUR

AND I KNOW THAT'S SPEED1 NOT SPEED2 OMG
 
YA BUT SPEED 2 BETTER CUZ ITS ALL LIKE
YO IM ON A BOAT
 
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER - DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.

ALSO - MISSING OUT THE 2 IS INTENTIONAL, AS IS THE REVERSAL OF 'BLASTOFF'. YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T SEEN THE RIGHT VIDEO.

IN OTHER NEWS:
TEN PERCENT OF THIS PLANET'S CHILDREN, PLEASE. NO FRIES THANKS.
 
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THE NEW XJ IS NICE! ALL THOSE ANCEINT PEOPLE CAN'T UNDERSTAND BEAUTY IN THE NEW XJ.

THIS CAR IS NO LONGER MEANT FOR THE OLDIES, IT'S MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE YOUNG, OR ARE YOUNG AT HEART. THE RETRO-DESIGN IS LONG OVERPLAYED AND OVER-USED. IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. THE CURRENT XJ IS SO HORRID LOOKING!

ONCE, I SAW A 2009 XJ SUPER EIGHT AND TOLD MY NON-CAR-KNOWLEDGEABLE FRIENDS TO LOOK, AND THEY EVEN ASKED ME IF IT WERE AN OLD CAR WITH NEW PAINT.

WHY ALL THE HATE!? THE NEW DESIGN IS GOOD, MUCH BETTER THAN THE RETRO ONES. THEY MAY LOOK GOOD IN THE 80'S, BUT NOW IN 2009, TO A 16 YEAR OLD, THIS IS DEFINITELY A GOOD MOVE FROM JAGUAR, TO MOVE INTO NEW FRONTIERS AND EARN A BIGGER SHARE OF THE MARKETS WITH A SUAVE AND HANDSOME CAR. IT'S BEEN PROVEN THAT RETRO ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE. THE S-TYPE FAILED, SO HAS THE CURRENT XJ.

THINK THE 7 SERIES FROM 2001. PEOPLE HATED ITS DESIGN, BUT IT SOLD LIKE HOTCAKES. PEOPLE WANTED IT. THIS IS WHAT JAGUAR WANTS TO EMULATE. IT WANTS TO MAKE BIG BUCKS.

ROCK ON, THE NEW JAGUAR XJ!
 
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I AM AGREEING WITH HOMER_BART

AND I LIKE BANGLE YOU PRETENTIOUS CAR SNOBS
 
THE NEW XJ IS NICE! ALL THOSE ANCEINT PEOPLE CAN'T UNDERSTAND BEAUTY IN THE NEW XJ.

THIS CAR IS NO LONGER MEANT FOR THE OLDIES, IT'S MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE YOUNG, OR ARE YOUNG AT HEART. THE RETRO-DESIGN IS LONG OVERPLAYED AND OVER-USED. IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. THE CURRENT XJ IS SO HORRID LOOKING!

ONCE, I SAW A 2009 XJ SUPER EIGHT AND TOLD MY NON-CAR-KNOWLEDGEABLE FRIENDS TO LOOK, AND THEY EVEN ASKED ME IF IT WERE AN OLD CAR WITH NEW PAINT.

WHY ALL THE HATE!? THE NEW DESIGN IS GOOD, MUCH BETTER THAN THE RETRO ONES. THEY MAY LOOK GOOD IN THE 80'S, BUT NOW IN 2009, TO A 16 YEAR OLD, THIS IS DEFINITELY A GOOD MOVE FROM JAGUAR, TO MOVE INTO NEW FRONTIERS AND EARN A BIGGER SHARE OF THE MARKETS WITH A SUAVE AND HANDSOME CAR. IT'S BEEN PROVEN THAT RETRO ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE. THE S-TYPE FAILED, SO HAS THE CURRENT XJ.

THINK THE 7 SERIES FROM 2001. PEOPLE HATED ITS DESIGN, BUT IT SOLD LIKE HOTCAKES. PEOPLE WANTED IT. THIS IS WHAT JAGUAR WANTS TO EMULATE. IT WANTS TO MAKE BIG BUCKS.

ROCK ON, THE NEW JAGUAR XJ!


HOMER_BART YA DUH ITS GOOD FOR MAKING MONEY AND SHIT, BUT IS THAT THE KIND OF WORLD U WANT TO GROW UP IN???? A WORLD RUN BY BLOODY ACCOUNTANTS AND PEOPLE TRAINED BY AMERICAN BUSINESS SCHOOL TO MAKE A QUCIK BUCK AND RUN????? BECAUSE BASED ON POSTS IM READING U SEEM TO SUPPORT THEM.

OBVIOUSLY ITS BETTEER THAN SEEING THE JAG GO TITS UP BUT FOR ONE IT SHOULDNT BE CALLED A XJ THEN. IT IS IN NO WAY RELATED OTHER THAN THE FACT IT IS THE LARGEST JAG OF THE LINE.

ALSO LET US NOT BE QUICK TO FORGET H_B IS FROM SINGAPORE. ASIAN MARKET HAS DIFFERENT TASTE FROM EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN.

ALSO THE NEW XJ IS NOT UNIQUE LIKE IT WAS BEFOER, THAT IS THE OTHER PROB PEOPLE HAV


ANYWAY THIS IS MY PROB WITH IT: IT IS A BIG LUXOBARGE CAR. TOP OF THE LINE XL SIZE LUXURY CARS SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK PURELY LUXURIOUS RATHER THAN SPORTY OR AT LEAST MORE LUXURIOUS THAN SPORTY ON THE EXTERIOR. THE PURSUIT TO GIVE THE PASSENGER THE UTMOST SERENE EXPERIENCE. SEE ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM.
 
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BASED ON MSN CONVOS AND HIS POSTS AROUND THE FORUM, HOMER_BART IS TWO THINGS:

A) SUPER CAPITALIST

AND

B) HAS NO TASTE
 
C) ALL OF THE ABOVE
:p
 
I'M NOT SURE IF SINGAPORE HAS A DIFFERENT CULTURAL APPROACH WITH REGARDS TO MONEY OR IT'S JUST HOMER_BART, BUT HE SEEMS TO FIRMLY BELIEVE IN CAPITALISM MORE THAN WE WESTERNERS DO. HE WAS TALKING TO ME ONCE ABOUT HE DISAGREES WITH CHARITIES LIKE OXFAM AND PUTS THEM IN THE SAME BOAT AS GREENPEACE. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I'M MAKING IT SOUND WORSE THAN IT WAS.
 
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