THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

2 DAYS UNTIL DAY ZERO: EXAM RESULTS DAY.

IF I DON'T DO OK AND I WUSS OUT OF SUICIDE, I WANT ONE OF YOU TO HUNT ME DOWN AND KILL ME.

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I WOULD BE USELESS AS A ASSASSIN. TOO SQUEAMISH OF BLOOD. "WE WANT YOU TO KILL THIS MAN" "BUT... COULDN'T WE JUST CALL HIM NAMES OR WRITE A NASTY WORDED LETTER?"
 
ACTUALLY, CHANGE OF PLAN. ALL OF YOU KILL ME NOW SO I DON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT.
 
I AM SORRY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO KILL YOU TODAY. HOW ABOUT THE SECOND TUESDAY NEXT WEEK?
 
I WAS GOING TO OFFER TO SHOT YOU WITH MY SPRINGFIELD 1911 BUT BULLETS ARE SO EXPENSIVE NOW A DAYS. I COULD BRING YOU A NEW ROPE THAT YOU MIGHT COULD USE YOURSELF? OUR YOU COULD JUST PASS THE EXAMS AND GET A JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
 
I HAVE A JOB, BUT ITS A VOLUNTARY PART TIME ONE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A REAL JOB BECAUSE I'M 16. ALSO, I'VE ALREADY DONE THE EXAMS AND THEY SUCKED. :(
 
BUT EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED?
 
BIOLOGY - A*
CHEMISTRY - A*
PHYSICS - A*
ENGLISH LANG. - A (PLEASANTLY SURPRISED)
ENGLISH LIT. - A*
GEOGRAPHY - A (UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED, I'M ONLY TWO MARKS OFF)
FRENCH - A*
HISTORY - A*
ART - A*
MATHS - A*

SO... I WOULD CONSIDER THAT A SUCCESS. I'M ECSTATIC :D
 
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THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A SMARTY PANTS
 
TOO EARLY TO PARTY, WAIT TIL THE WEEKEND.
 
DO WE HAVE TO?
 
MAYBE.
 
IT'S THE WEEKEND :dance:
 
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