ew.. mock motivational posters stopped being funny about two years ago.
I'm hoping this can just be a thread for adding captions to specific episodes a few days after they've aired.
On the one hand I think a comedy caption thread (like the one we have for F1) has huge potential and I have to agree the demots are looking a bit tired these days.
On the other hand given the threads and posts he has made in the last 8 days, I rather suspect the OP didn't have many toys as a child.
EDIT: Nor as an adult looking at his car. *shudders*
Anyway in the interests of FG comradeship I'll bite......
Audience: He's behind you!
Prescott: Oh no he isn't!
Audience: Oh yes he is!!
(Non UK member unfamiliar with the pantomime tradition might struggle to find this funneh, but since "Surprise buttsechs" was too obvious I went with this.)