Nobody likes to see Canada bashing go past the stage of harmless teasing so I will say this;
Canada has probably the most insanely hot women on the planet. Absolutely batshit crazy, completely psycho, and the most frustrating women on Earth who respond the least to reason, but absolute foxes. I know, I found and kept one of them from Ontario.
So here's to you Canada for giving me the girl I'm absolutely nuts over. She's tall, has dark hair, very fair skin, and can ski circles around me which is something I don't find here in California. Oh...and thanks for the maple syrup too.
And... freezies and timmy's.
P.S. And Canada...I am your buddy, friend.