Where has the german efficency gone?

Karoug

Karoug

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So a buddy and I decided to go on a little roadtrip, destination germany to buy beer and booze 8) (2000km in 24 hours)! And I think i've discovered why the Mercs and the beemers kinda suck these days.. Every single german we meet managed to piss us off!! And we were only in germany for like 50 minutes and the service in the shop was REALLY slow..

Conclution: With the German efficency gone, Germany should be outlawed!!
 
You're a tool. You should be outlawed from posting here.

Germans who pissed you off count: +1
 
I like Germans. They can laugh. If you tell them where, when and what.

Bit like being a journalist, actually.
 
swek told me to be patriotic and do some bashing.

You started to piss us off with your stupid elk test! That was an assault on us!

And btw:

[23:31] swek: We invented lots of awesome things.
[23:31] swek: I'd say give it a try.
[23:32] swek: We get pissed...technology takes a leap.

We are most efficient when in war, so be careful what you wish for.



(all of the above is pure irony :D)
 
swek said:
You're a tool. You should be outlawed from posting here.

Germans who pissed you off count: +1
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quoted as proof that americans aren't the only over-sensitive crybabies who can't take a joke.
 
edkwon said:
quoted as proof that americans aren't the only over-sensitive crybabies who can't take a joke.
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Quoted as proof that people from Lil Osaka don?t get irony.


Stupid generalizations suck.
 
POLAND

Just though I'd get that in before anyone else ;)
 
all that efficiency has made us fat and grumpy (no, wait, we've always been grumpy.)

nomix said:
I like Germans. They can laugh. If you tell them where, when and what.
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:lol:
 
^^ No one told you to. You're a disgrace of a German.

Oh, I almost forgot to reply to edkwon. Here's my long and elaborate reply:
You're a towel!
 
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This thread is going places....
 
swek said:
Oh, I almost forgot to reply to edkwon. Here's my long and elaborate reply:
You're a towel!
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Is that a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference? What did you think of the movie version?
 
Donington said:
POLAND

Just though I'd get that in before anyone else ;)
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D-Fence said:
swek told me to be patriotic and do some bashing.

You started to piss us off with your stupid elk test! That was an assault on us!

And btw:

[23:31] swek: We invented lots of awesome things.
[23:31] swek: I'd say give it a try.
[23:32] swek: We get pissed...technology takes a leap.

We are most efficient when in war, so be careful what you wish for.



(all of the above is pure irony :D)
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That is not irony. It's what the German people would reffer to as "counter-correctness-talking".

And the treath of war, would work better with us Norwegians. We had a couple of tourists from das Vaterland over about 67 years ago. Then, there is of course the current invasion of German Housemobiles, doing 50 kph in every bend, and accelerating up to the speed limit every time you get to a straight, making any overtaking very illegal. I suspect that Harry Klein, who has a cabin in Norway, is the successer to General von Falkenhorst.

If you took on Sweden, all you'd get would be bad lager and some very suspicious sex toys. Not to mention Swedish porn, which is even more suspicious than the German porn. All German porn is the same, mind you, since it's probably regulated by law. How many humps it should take to achieve an orgasm, the exact number of humps needed in average presicely documentated by men in white coats with a Government logo on it.

But there's one thing I wonder, is there a law that describes how short the dwarfs in German pornographic movies may be?

We slapped Bl?cher with two torpedos in 1940, but I do wonder what we should use to stop the invading homemobiles? Maybe we could just hit them with our cars? If we got in a good hit, it might topple over.

But that's for the future. In 1940, we had an army of 100000, now, we have something like 2 million cars. So we're prepared.

Be afraid!

:tease:
 
Let me paraphrase your post: 18 lines of delusional gibberish only a Norwegian could read without falling asleep.

/This post has been brought to you by the German department of summarization. All expenses paid.
 
Karoug said:
So a buddy and I decided to go on a little roadtrip, destination germany to buy beer and booze 8) (2000km in 24 hours)! And I think i've discovered why the Mercs and the beemers kinda suck these days.. Every single german we meet managed to piss us off!! And we were only in germany for like 50 minutes and the service in the shop was REALLY slow..

Conclution: With the German efficency gone, Germany should be outlawed!!
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